Xmas in Singapore
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i-like-flings: uhoh... the commandos are in town. sure I am up for drinks and exchanging stories about shooting and blowing up things...
kman: kinda curious suggestion as no one talked about dogs or loyalty so far. unless you equate (SG) women with dogs... they sure deserve better than you.
jerrold: i am not interested in your jail bait. why are you pimping your cousin in the first place?
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sorry for the confusion mate..
wat i was suggesting was:
Animals like dogs are suitable for u.
I apologised for over-estimating your intelligence.
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Kman:
First: I am not your mate.
Second: I perfectly understood what you were trying to say. Do you understand the implication of your own post?
Third: about that intelligence thing... just let it go. -
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i want how much? all service included right?Originally posted by jerrold:Maybe I can ask my 15-year-old cousin.
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Hmm...you know that jerrold is offering a jail bait...Originally posted by xmasinsingapore:i-like-flings: uhoh... the commandos are in town. sure I am up for drinks and exchanging stories about shooting and blowing up things...
kman: kinda curious suggestion as no one talked about dogs or loyalty so far. unless you equate (SG) women with dogs... they sure deserve better than you.
jerrold: i am not interested in your jail bait. why are you pimping your cousin in the first place?
something strange going on here with all the hostility...
Ah haha hahaha
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What internationally acclaimed encyclopedia? Do you happen to mean Britannica?Originally posted by xmasinsingapore:ohoh, the moral outcry.... this is hilarious
Rainee: no, I am not working in Singapore - just visiting. So, forgive my ignorance not knowing that sin city prevents you from reading an internationally acclaimed encyclopedia. While you may have arranged yourself with an imposed limitation on your right to know and to learn, don't assume that everyone else is aware of your pitiful situation.
And something else, if you want to communicate coherently on an international message board, work on your (pigdin) english.
Before you go ahead and lash out on my so-called pigdin (which is not even an existing word in the dictionary) English, please take a look at your own spelling. You can't even spell the company and the website of that company right. And you claimed to be working there.
And this is not an international message board. As you can see, it is called sgForums, so I assume most people here are Singaporeans, and they would understand what I am talking about perfectly.
For your information, the website is www.britannica.com
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ALL HAIL RAINEE!!!! ALL HAIL RAINEE!!!Originally posted by rainee:What internationally acclaimed encyclopedia? Do you happen to mean Britannica?
Before you go ahead and lash out on my so-called pigdin (which is not even an existing word in the dictionary) English, please take a look at your own spelling. You can't even spell the company and the website of that company right. And you claimed to be working there.
And this is not an international message board. As you can see, it is called sgForums, so I assume most people here are Singaporeans, and they would understand what I am talking about perfectly.
For your information, the website is www.britannica.com
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There are certainly some twisted minds here...
Maggot: I was making a statement that jerrold's implied "offer" was illicit. It doesn't take much to figure that one out. But how on earth does that reflect my intentions? Never mind...
Rainee: so, yeah I spelled Britannica wrong.
Compare that to the incomprehensible gibberish you were writing. And yes, pigdin english is a phrase whose definition you can find, for instance, at www.britannica.com (see below).
And where did I claim that I worked there???? And is SGForums only for Singaporeans???
The only thing busted is your little bubble... Good times!
pidgin
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language with a greatly reduced vocabulary and a simplified grammar, often based on a western European language. Pidgins usually arise as methods of communication between groups that have no language in common; the pidgins in some instances later become established first or second languages of one of the groups involved. Some examples of pidgin are Chinese PidginÂ… -
yea, you are supporting this site, and you can't even spell it rightOriginally posted by xmasinsingapore:I am a proponent of affirmative action, you know?
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in the United States, an active effort to improve employment or educational opportunities for members of minority groups and for women
and you said I am spouting gibberish?
look at what oxford english dictionary has to say about "pigdin"
http://dictionary.oed.com/cgi/entry/50178952?nearest_to=pigdin
It might be a slang that you are using, and so am I, in one of my earlier posts. And although this forum is not just for Singaporeans, but most of them are, and they understood what I said perfectly.
It is better than to say something like "pigdin" which is understood by no one here -
Originally posted by xmasinsingapore:ohoh, the moral outcry.... this is hilarious
Rainee: no, I am not working in Singapore - just visiting. So, forgive my ignorance not knowing that sin city prevents you from reading an internationally acclaimed encyclopedia. While you may have arranged yourself with an imposed limitation on your right to know and to learn, don't assume that everyone else is aware of your pitiful situation.
And something else, if you want to communicate coherently on an international message board, work on your (pigdin) english.
Please note that pidgin != pigdin!Originally posted by xmasinsingapore:Rainee: so, yeah I spelled Britannica wrong. Compare that to the incomprehensible gibberish you were writing. And yes, pigdinenglish is a phrase whose definition you can find, for instance, at www.britannica.com (see below).
And where did I claim that I worked there???? And is SGForums only for Singaporeans???
The only thing busted is your little bubble... Good times!
pidgin
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Originally posted by rainee:Please note that pidgin != pigdin!
Locked as evidence of stupidity and inability to spell correctly X9999999999
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You can bring a 15 year old female around for shopping, restaurant dining and sightseeing.Originally posted by xmasinsingapore:There are certainly some twisted minds here...
Maggot: I was making a statement that jerrold's implied "offer" was illicit. It doesn't take much to figure that one out. But how on earth does that reflect my intentions? Never mind...
Oh you are saying it's an illicit offer...
"Where" else have you intended to bring the female to?
Bars and discos is a "no" for 15 year olds
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Ok.
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Originally posted by maggot:You can bring a 15 year old female around for shopping, restaurant dining and sightseeing.
Oh you are saying it's an illicit offer...
"Where" else have you intended to bring the female to?
Bars and discos is a "no" for 15 year olds
Eh...Bathroom...Bedroom?
jail? jail? jail? -
Reading these funny posts are a sure-fire way to lighten up this boring monday ..
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u shud thank the thread startedOriginally posted by Jeno:Reading these funny posts are a sure-fire way to lighten up this boring monday ..
Thanks a lot guys ~ -
They say that the kind of bitch will produce the kind of dogs. It quite a pity to know how pathetic your life has come about. What has your society degrade you into? And I could had imagine the world which you come from lacks anything but brains and dignity. Or rather you had reflected badly on the world you come from. I'm quite surprised you are condone to a life where all the woman in your families and you knew live off their life by assisting men as sick as you are and yet you're so proudly owned. You must be really proud of it to give such a statement. So proud of your own mother/wife/girlfriend/sister serving sick man as brainless as you are making a living to support your futile existance in this world? I bet you can't even list a single contribution you had done to this world. I'm pretty fortunate that most of the female I knew couldn't even see you fitting of an intelligent pest. Frankly you does not impress us with any of your words except for that fact that awe us your incestious background.Originally posted by xmasinsingapore:Banzie: take your little d$%* and stuff it you know where. A request for a companion does not imply that I hold her or any other (SG) woman in low regard. In the opposite, women who make the conscious choice to make a living - or support their living - by assisting men deserve high respect - and that includes your mother/wife/girlfriend/sister.
I quite pity you of the kind of life you come from. Were you abused when young? Where you tramatised when you're a child? Hullucinating and living in the world of self pity and deception?
Educated, discreet, respectful, - I think my pet dog has more education and respect than you. Maybe the following few words are more fitting to you.
Educated as a Chimpanze
Discreet as a Cockoo bird.
Respectful as a housefly on a piece of Dung
Interested in finding a female companion who enjoys showing me around - Pathetic that you are miser enough to even save little $$ visiting the escort svc and trying to find girls online? Get aids and die! The only one answering to your call is a bunch of gays waiting to sodomise you the momment you reached Singapore. They will show you an memorable SG from the Back!
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in the United States, an active effort to improve employment or educational opportunities for members of minority groups and for women- You should really get alife, couldn't even spell the bloody word correctly, frankly one thing for sure of all these years I breathed you had really surprised me with your brainlessness. You win on this one I had never seen a man as retarded as you are. In fact spastic seems too intelligent a word to describe you.
Rainee: no, I am not working in Singapore - just visiting. So, forgive my ignorance not knowing that sin city prevents you from reading an internationally acclaimed encyclopedia. While you may have arranged yourself with an imposed limitation on your right to know and to learn, don't assume that everyone else is aware of your pitiful situation.
And something else, if you want to communicate coherently on an international message board, work on your (pigdin) english. - Yes we forgive you of your ignorance and we forgive you of your idiotic behaviour too. There's still a long list to forgive don't wanna carrry on but you're right we are unable to read your online "Internationally acclaimed encyclopedia" Brittanica.com, you seems to live in a more "Higher learning" part of the world which your internet seems to be able to access. Hello... Are you from planet earth!? Do you know what the hell a computer is!?
Maggot: you are creeping me out. Your post (and username) says more about yourself than you possibly could ever want people to know about you. - Geez sorry to pop the bubble... but its you that we are not interested to know.... sorry for being frankness... Don't feel hurt.... feel really really hurt...
Mrsmall: finally a constructive post but not necessarily what I am looking for. Actually, is that Mr. Small or Mrs. Mall? Smile - Hmm are you pea or are you brain... read the WHOLE word Peabrain. Smile x 2
I'd like to hear from some women. Or don't they dare to enter your forum since they already know what (not) to expect? - yea not since you posted. -
Well its long since someone willing come up here to be shot!
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Selamat Hari Jesus everyone!
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Wow, your on a visit & require a local girl to show you around this tiny island? And precisely because of this, your in this forum trying to get one? Wrong place "TOURIST".Originally posted by xmasinsingapore:ohoh, the moral outcry.... this is hilarious
Rainee: no, I am not working in Singapore - just visiting. So, forgive my ignorance not knowing that sin city prevents you from reading an internationally acclaimed encyclopedia. While you may have arranged yourself with an imposed limitation on your right to know and to learn, don't assume that everyone else is aware of your pitiful situation.
And something else, if you want to communicate coherently on an international message board, work on your (pigdin) english.
Maggot: you are creeping me out. Your post (and username) says more about yourself than you possibly could ever want people to know about you.
Banzie: take your little d$%* and stuff it you know where. A request for a companion does not imply that I hold her or any other (SG) woman in low regard. In the opposite, women who make the conscious choice to make a living - or support their living - by assisting men deserve high respect - and that includes your mother/wife/girlfriend/sister.
Warrior: Desperate??? Is it desperation - or intellectually curiousity - to attempt to find a person who might be able to give a more profound insight in your city and culture than I could gain by myself during a short visit? And why the jealousy about what might happen between two consenting adults with whom you have no relations with what so ever? Desperate?
Mrsmall: finally a constructive post but not necessarily what I am looking for. Actually, is that Mr. Small or Mrs. Mall?
I'd like to hear from some women. Or don't they dare to enter your forum since they already know what (not) to expect?
Have a good one!
Perhaps, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to a service that is eminent here, its called SOCIAL ESCORT". Go & engage their services & your bound to see alot more that what you've bargained for. It'll always be 2 consenting adults, but remember to check on the age, simply don't want you to be whipped abroad, know the rules to the game.
But before you get into the act, pardon me for saying this "Don't assume to be someone you aren't coz all i can say to you is your situation is a quadmire." And best of all, GET A LIFE DUDE -
Hello, we're communicating in this vocabulary form simply because people in this forum understands it perfectly, well if you require powerful vocabularyor bombastic vocabulary, I'LL BE MOST GLAD TO TAKE YOU ON ANYTIME. And as pointed by rainee, you seemed to have even gotten a simple word "pigdin" that you repeatedly keep advocating WRONGLY. Man, your SCREWED.Originally posted by xmasinsingapore:There are certainly some twisted minds here...
Maggot: I was making a statement that jerrold's implied "offer" was illicit. It doesn't take much to figure that one out. But how on earth does that reflect my intentions? Never mind...
Rainee: so, yeah I spelled Britannica wrong. Compare that to the incomprehensible gibberish you were writing. And yes, pigdin english is a phrase whose definition you can find, for instance, at www.britannica.com (see below).
And where did I claim that I worked there???? And is SGForums only for Singaporeans???
The only thing busted is your little bubble... Good times!
pidgin
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language with a greatly reduced vocabulary and a simplified grammar, often based on a western European language. Pidgins usually arise as methods of communication between groups that have no language in common; the pidgins in some instances later become established first or second languages of one of the groups involved. Some examples of pidgin are Chinese PidginÂ…
Never ever "ASSUME" your the smartest around coz ASSUMPTIONS ARE THE MOTHER OF ALL F.U.C.K UPS. -
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