FCUKING AGAINST TIME!

• 585960

  23 Dec 05, 15:39

  OMG
  ITS REALLY FCUKING AGAINST TIME
  TODAY MY PARENTS AND MY SISTER WENT OUT TO BUY NEW HANDPHONE FOR HER
  CUZ CHRISTMAS IS CUMMING
  BUT I DUN HAF......
  SAD SAD
  JUZ ASK ME STUDY HARD AND NO GIFT FOR ME
  BUT NVM
  I RMB IT WAS 7 PM EVENING WHEN I STARTED MY NEIGHBOUR'S DAUGHTER
  AND MY PARENTS CALL ME A MIN AGO THAT THEY WILL BE BACK BY 7:05
  5 MINUTES!!!
  ITS HUMAN AGAINST TIME!!!!
  ITS HUMAN AGAINST TIME!!!!
  ITS HUMAN AGAINST TIME!!!!
  OMG 5 MINUTES
  I JUZ RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM HER PU.S.S.Y AND I CAME IN 20 SECONDS
  WE WORE OUR CLOTHES BACK AND I USE A BROOM AND ASK HER TO FUCK OFF
  FROM MY HOUSE
  I DEN PRETEND TO WATCH TV IN THE LIVING ROOM AS IF NOTHING HAD HAPPENED
  THEY CAME BACK
  AND TO MY SURPRISE..........
  MY MOM GAVE ME A I POD MINI WIFF 512 MB OR MEMORY
  OMG
  AND SAID IT WAS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT AS I M A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR
  OMG OMG
  
  I M SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!
  ARENT U??????????
  
  MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!
  
  CHEERS!
  
• Pitot

  23 Dec 05, 15:41

  At least u still know how to say merry christmas and a happy new year seah.. Same to you!
• Azyerl

  23 Dec 05, 15:45

  Omfg dun cap locks la well....merry christmas and a happy new year to u and tok less.....
• S_T_F_U

  23 Dec 05, 15:51

  good boy??? okay.. merry xmas & HNY lor.
• chanff8

  23 Dec 05, 15:58

  iPod Mini with 512MB? kidding who? iPod Mini is not even selling in any shops alrdy. And the lowest memory it has is 4GB
• 585960

  23 Dec 05, 16:00

  Originally posted by chanff8:

  iPod Mini with 512MB? kidding who? iPod Mini is not even selling in any shops alrdy. And the lowest memory it has is 4GB

  AI YAH
  HU ALSO KNOW MY STORY FAKE ONE.............
  DUN TAKE SO SERIOUS CAN A NOT?
• Pitot

  23 Dec 05, 16:00

  Originally posted by 585960:

  AI YAH
  HU ALSO KNOW MY STORY FAKE ONE.............
  DUN TAKE SO SERIOUS CAN A NOT?

  
• SGpork

  23 Dec 05, 16:00

  Originally posted by 585960:

  AI YAH
  HU ALSO KNOW MY STORY FAKE ONE.............
  DUN TAKE SO SERIOUS CAN A NOT?

  
• chanff8

  23 Dec 05, 16:02

  Originally posted by 585960:

  AI YAH
  HU ALSO KNOW MY STORY FAKE ONE.............
  DUN TAKE SO SERIOUS CAN A NOT?

  aiya, i also noe you write story, at least with some STANDARD la...
• ceecookie

  23 Dec 05, 16:02

  
• SGpork

  23 Dec 05, 16:02

  
• chanff8

  23 Dec 05, 16:04

  Originally posted by SGpork:

  

  WTF???
• Azyerl

  23 Dec 05, 16:05

  Originally posted by 585960:

  AI YAH
  HU ALSO KNOW MY STORY FAKE ONE.............
  DUN TAKE SO SERIOUS CAN A NOT?

  good tat u know all the story u tok is fake one
• S_T_F_U

  23 Dec 05, 16:09

  Originally posted by SGpork:

  

  
• akister_tinkerbell

  23 Dec 05, 16:31

  lol u still practising ur narrative writing arh...enuff liao lar...ur story all same same de..litsen until sian diaox.
• dragg

  23 Dec 05, 16:34

  huantangbuhuanyao.
  
  
• Sleeping Forest

  23 Dec 05, 19:21

  
• shade343

  23 Dec 05, 19:26

  
• newmanmback

  23 Dec 05, 19:46

  Originally posted by 585960:

  OMG
  ITS REALLY FCUKING AGAINST TIME
  TODAY MY PARENTS AND MY SISTER WENT OUT TO BUY NEW HANDPHONE FOR HER
  CUZ CHRISTMAS IS CUMMING
  BUT I DUN HAF......
  SAD SAD
  JUZ ASK ME STUDY HARD AND NO GIFT FOR ME
  BUT NVM
  I RMB IT WAS 7 PM EVENING WHEN I STARTED MY NEIGHBOUR'S DAUGHTER
  AND MY PARENTS CALL ME A MIN AGO THAT THEY WILL BE BACK BY 7:05
  5 MINUTES!!!
  ITS HUMAN AGAINST TIME!!!!
  ITS HUMAN AGAINST TIME!!!!
  ITS HUMAN AGAINST TIME!!!!
  OMG 5 MINUTES
  I JUZ RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM HER PU.S.S.Y AND I CAME IN 20 SECONDS
  WE WORE OUR CLOTHES BACK AND I USE A BROOM AND ASK HER TO FUCK OFF
  FROM MY HOUSE
  I DEN PRETEND TO WATCH TV IN THE LIVING ROOM AS IF NOTHING HAD HAPPENED
  THEY CAME BACK
  AND TO MY SURPRISE..........
  MY MOM GAVE ME A I POD MINI WIFF 512 MB OR MEMORY
  OMG
  AND SAID IT WAS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT AS I M A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR
  OMG OMG
  
  I M SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!
  ARENT U??????????
  
  MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!
  
  CHEERS!
  

  why u so happy? noe yr dad f uck yr mom this way and use a broom brush her off when she gav birth 2 u
• stare-what-stare

  24 Dec 05, 10:49

  Originally posted by 585960:

  AI YAH
  HU ALSO KNOW MY STORY FAKE ONE.............
  DUN TAKE SO SERIOUS CAN A NOT?

  LOL HAHAHAHAHA
• ericiatoxique

  24 Dec 05, 10:58

  wow ... u had received so many presents already.. getting to fuck almost every girl in S'pore .... I think in yr 2020, u have already fucked all the girls in the world and ur scotum will flatten .... OMG ... - ___ - || .... i've been a good boy ... ( good boy in fucking girls ? ) all the young girls gone den u go aim for old ones ... den old ones no more den go for corpse ....
• LinYu

  24 Dec 05, 10:59

  lol
  
  merry christmas and a happy new year
  
• ericiatoxique

  24 Dec 05, 11:04

  ask him go and burn in hell la .... this kind of crap shyt oso can write ... i think he's born with Intellectual Disability ... cannot absorb other stuff but stupid porno stories ... wasting forum space .. and getting banned for using too much caps ( lame excuse: starting a trend ... bui sai la ..... )
• ne0matrix

  24 Dec 05, 11:45

  Not bad. Quite funny.
• mastdfj

  24 Dec 05, 13:48

  Originally posted by 585960:

  AI YAH
  HU ALSO KNOW MY STORY FAKE ONE.............
  DUN TAKE SO SERIOUS CAN A NOT?

  hey, this is the best thing u've said so far..
  well done.. keep it up (no pun intended, i mean keep up the good work, not keep your... up)