'Semen Good For You' - damn funny
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'Semen Good For You' Report Male Doctors
Feb 19 '04
The Bottom Line Good news, guys!
After days of careful study, an overwhelming amount of male doctors in the United States agree that ingesting seminal fluids is very good for women's health.
Five out of five male doctors in America agree that oral ingestion of semen can greatly benefit women. Semen, they say, contains several essential vitamins and minerals, which can fight germs, enhance skin complexion, and lead to a longer lifespan.
Male doctors recommend at least one dose per day.
"Oh sure," said Dr. William Brekinrich of Madison, WI. "It'll fight off stuff like colds and stuff. Really."
Surgeon General Richard Carmona announced the results of the study in a press conference this morning.
"Finally, proof of what I've been telling my wife for years," Carmona said.
Dr. Roland Armstrong of Los Angeles also agrees with the findings.
"This is no joke," Armstrong said. "These findings are based on meticulous research.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to administer medicine to some patients," he added while moving his index and middle fingers to indicate quotation marks.
While many women are skeptical of these findings, many others are excited by the news.
"This is so awesome," said Brittany Milton, 16. "All the other girls in school call me a slut, but they're just jealous cause I'm fighting off diseases and stuff."
She added, "I think it's good for your body too. Just look at my rack - must be the semen."
While enthusiastic about the healthfulness of her lifestyle, Milton wonders why semen does nothing to protect against venereal diseases.
Many female doctors remain dubious of the findings and are looking into disproving them. Others however, are dedicating their time to proving the effects of vaginal secretions on male stamina and penis growth. -
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What a good news for women.. -_-
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Originally posted by klishcia:What a good news for women.. -_-
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Improve ur health today!!
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Then how come the men aren't ingesting any?
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they are!! just ask them gays!!Originally posted by charlize:Then how come the men aren't ingesting any? -
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sure anot?
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"This is so awesome," said Brittany Milton, 16. "All the other girls in school call me a &%*#, but they're just jealous cause I'm fighting off diseases and stuff."
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i cant stop laughing -
cute story -
really wad. you dunno meh.
Coz sperms are made from blood itself. Anything to do with blood = good for health. Provided no fats... -
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maybe when you guys falls sick you only need to jerk and self medicate ?
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WTF -
is will encourage couples to have oral sex
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that is why vampires have long lives..coz they feed on blood only..Originally posted by albinoworm:really wad. you dunno meh.
Coz sperms are made from blood itself. Anything to do with blood = good for health. Provided no fats...