Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:
what smell? tommy hilfiger smell or hugo boss smell
Here's one more story
An Eastern European woman who has just migrated to the US of A, went to a supermarket to get some sandwich filling. She do not know the name of the filling and also does not speak a word of English. The store assistant tried to help, but was unable to communicate with her, and therefore was unable to ascertain what is it she wanted. He then told her to sit at a corner and to call him when she know what it is she wanted and left to do his work.
The Eastern European woman thought hard about how to express what she wanted. Suddenly an idea struck her. When no one was watching, she slip her hand under her skirt, and poke into her vag. She then beconed the store assistant over and held her finger to his nose.
The store assistant took a deep sniff.
"Ahhhh toonaaa!"