We Invade Earth (The Haya-Burinii)
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These are but our inferior low quality clones. We have superior high quality ones not yet on display. We remain cloaked to the rest of the population.Originally posted by LazerLordz:
Welcome to Earth. -
the smackdown is coming, Earth style.
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They are not free! They are under mind control from our low freq radio emitters. Besides as i mentioned some are our low quality clones infiltrated into their camps. They will only self destruct.Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:Look at this picture, Nibiruan! A human who's not under any control has spoken! He has shown us a photograph of his comrades! This is great proof that still a band of humans are free! -
freaking sh!t, is tis the attacks of the clones?
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quite high quality horOriginally posted by RaTtY81:freaking sh!t, is tis the attacks of the clones? 
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How dare you question our QC! Eat my photon bullet!Originally posted by LazerLordz:Look at your signature, it's spelled Nibiru, not Nebiru.
Someone's homeworld failed the great galactic QC. 
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The Americans are our allies on earth. They command a vast majority of earth. We installed them there. We have been in contact with them since World War I. They have advanced technology which we gave them provided they remain obedient. No point trying to rebel against us. Our mighty empire controls a vast expanse of the universe. Humans are but nothing in our sight.Originally posted by LazerLordz:
the smackdown is coming, Earth style. -
You see, great Nibiruan ambassador, the humans are beginning to wake up! They hate you! I have told them much truth about your intentions. They have 6 billion people, the human species. You? Not even a hundred million and yet you speak so highly of yourselves!
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mayb they should combine n write the plot for the next star wars movieOriginally posted by LazerLordz:quite high quality hor -
no need, imagine if this thread makes it to the ST.Originally posted by RaTtY81:mayb they should combine n write the plot for the next star wars movie -
Forget it. They will never be able to wake up. They won't hate us bcos they don't know abt us except maybe the Americans & other leaders but they are our puppets on earth. Give them money, health, sex, jobs & they will be satisfied. They won't join you. Hahahaha...Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:You see, great Nibiruan ambassador, the humans are beginning to wake up! They hate you! I have told them much truth about your intentions. They have 6 billion people, the human species. You? Not even a hundred million and yet you speak so highly of yourselves!
We have quality instead of quantity. Our weapons of mass destruction are so powerful that your tribe should quiver & shake! Our armour is superb & our cloaking & time travel capabilities unmatched. Our biological advancements are tip top. Who can stand against us? Surrender or it will be too late! -
Aliens know Singlish?Another instance of poor QC.Originally posted by Alien Rival:Forget it. They will never be able to wake up. They won't hate us bcos they don't know abt us except maybe the Americans & other leaders but they are our puppets on earth. Give them money, health, sex, jobs & they will be satisfied. They won't join you. Hahahaha...
We have quality instead of quantity. Our weapons of mass destruction are so powerful that your tribe should quiver & shake! Our armour is superb & our cloaking & time travel capabilities unmatched. Our biological advancements are tip top. Who can stand against us? Surrender or it will be too late!
Damn, I love this morning..so much weird things to laugh about. -
Tribe? We are no tribe! We've lived for over 9.2 million earth years! We no longer lives in tribes, we are a LEGION, a SWARM, an ENDLESS PLAGUE that will control this entire galaxy starting from this arm! And you, Nibiruan, you and I need to sit down and have a talk really. We don't quite agree with each other, do we? Ah! Maybe we can share our resources and attack the planet Earth. Divide the spoils of war and we shall share and live in interstellar harmoney. What say you, Nibiruan? Great intelligent species like ours should not fight each other. It is more noble to destroy lesser species and steal their resources. That is the way of war, alien.Originally posted by Alien Rival:Forget it. They will never be able to wake up. They won't hate us bcos they don't know abt us except maybe the Americans & other leaders but they are our puppets on earth. Give them money, health, sex, jobs & they will be satisfied. They won't join you. Hahahaha...
We have quality instead of quantity. Our weapons of mass destruction are so powerful that your tribe should quiver & shake! Our armour is superb & our cloaking & time travel capabilities unmatched. Our biological advancements are tip top. Who can stand against us? Surrender or it will be too late! -
It seems the Nibiruans have lived on Earth so long they've begun to speak the native tongue.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Aliens know Singlish?Another instance of poor QC.
Damn, I love this morning..so much weird things to laugh about. -
How dare you laugh! This is alien speak you don't know meh? Why bother to speak proper english with humans like you? Our race is far superior to any on earth including the nit wit aliens from ana tacticulus.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Aliens know Singlish?Another instance of poor QC.
Damn, I love this morning..so much weird things to laugh about. -
It is we, people of Vascerii Gladius, who invented the alien tongue of Singlish. It is not you, dumb Nibiruan!Originally posted by Alien Rival:How dare you laugh! This is alien speak you don't know meh? Why bother to speak proper english with humans like you? Our race is far superior to any on earth including the nit wit aliens from ana tacticulus. -
Our aim is to dominate ALL species in this universe. I say tribe bcos i treat you all with disdain. You all are but barbarians to us. Yes, why not talk & share our science & technology?Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:Tribe? We are no tribe! We've lived for over 9.2 million earth years! We no longer lives in tribes, we are a LEGION, a SWARM, an ENDLESS PLAGUE that will control this entire galaxy starting from this arm! And you, Nibiruan, you and I need to sit down and have a talk really. We don't quite agree with each other, do we? Ah! Maybe we can share our resources and attack the planet Earth. Divide the spoils of war and we shall share and live in interstellar harmoney. What say you, Nibiruan? Great intelligent species like ours should not fight each other. It is more noble to destroy lesser species and steal their resources. That is the way of war, alien.
No need to attack planet earth. Just leave them to us. We will agree to diplomatic talks when you leave the vicinity of this solar system after the talks have concluded. Just leave earth's bounty to us & we will leave your race alone. Is it set ok? -
Yes, b4 you came invading we were already building our colonies under our cloaks of invisibility. So get out of here you understand!Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:It seems the Nibiruans have lived on Earth so long they've begun to speak the native tongue. -
No wonder so dumb! How dare you call us dumb! I will rather use ana tacticulus. Sounds vulgar to me. No wonder a vulgar race from an unknown planet.Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:It is we, people of Vascerii Gladius, who invented the alien tongue of Singlish. It is not you, dumb Nibiruan! -
Ok, I will send news of your word to the Emperor. Most likely he'll halt the invasion of planet Earth, but our forces of Masatoir Troopers, numbering 1.2 million, will be at the edge of this solar system's inner ring, that is near the asteroid belt. We'll leave you to deal with the humans appropriately, but if the Emperor finds you rallying the humans to you, Sik'Tahu will show no mercy.
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ok. go..
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No withdraw completely from the solar system. How do we know you won't spring a surprise attack?Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:Ok, I will send news of your word to the Emperor. Most likely he'll halt the invasion of planet Earth, but our forces of Masatoir Troopers, numbering 1.2 million, will be at the edge of this solar system's inner ring, that is near the asteroid belt. We'll leave you to deal with the humans appropriately, but if the Emperor finds you rallying the humans to you, Sik'Tahu will show no mercy. -
eh?
aku dunno aper is haya biryani?
can makan or not?
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Who is going to watch over your strike force then? If not us, no one else.
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yayaya....by the time any invading forces come.....americans woulf have send in all their 7000 ward heads and explode...which can kill abt 7 earths....good luck to the invading forces....