A picture of a Masatoir Trooper
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Haha Nibiruan! Show me how your troops look like! Are you hiding in the shadows, afraid to come out to face the might of the Elite Masatoirs? Here's one of our finest Masatoir Trooper. His name is Mahatori'Iscarin.
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Biomech , say biomech la, mai keh keh.
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I have already mentioned, human, our people are biomechanisms and we are vastly superior to the Nibiruans in terms of physical strength, but their weapons are strong!Originally posted by LazerLordz:Biomech , say biomech la, mai keh keh. -
Do you have prata where you come from?
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Prata? Is that human food? We have Fogeri'Ha, a special semi-solid paste from the Hava'Bora Plant.Originally posted by charlize:Do you have prata where you come from? -
Well, if you don't know what prata is, you can google it.Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:Prata? Is that human food? We have Fogeri'Ha, a special semi-solid paste from the Hava'Bora Plant. -
Je deteste le Fogeri'ha.Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:Prata? Is that human food? We have Fogeri'Ha, a special semi-solid paste from the Hava'Bora Plant. -
Qu'est que c'est?Originally posted by LazerLordz:Je deteste le Fogeri'ha. -
Google? My human contacts have told me that is your most powerful weapon, a weapon that shoots word projectiles. hahahaha what weak technology you've got! Still using projectile weapons, eh?Originally posted by charlize:Well, if you don't know what prata is, you can google it. -
Our race prefers to witness death up close in her grand bloody glory.Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:Google? My human contacts have told me that is your most powerful weapon, a weapon that shoots word projectiles. hahahaha what weak technology you've got! Still using projectile weapons, eh?
Nothing in this world a double tap of 0.5 caliber cannot acheive.
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Ahhh, but projectiles do only external damage and we Masatoir Troopers have thick metallic plates that fuse with our skin. Nothing can penetrate them! No projectile will!
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NIBIRUAN! SHOW ME THE STRENGTH OF YOUR ARMY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HOW YOUR TROOPERS LOOK LIKE! ONLY THEN CAN WE DECIDE WHOSE ARMY IS STRONGER!
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Do you have fried rice from where you come from?
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Fried? We have newborns that have been burned by fire in pod accidents!Originally posted by charlize:Do you have fried rice from where you come from?
Rice? Ahh is that the small pellets you eat daily? We have no need of such foods. As biomechanisms, we feed on the nutritious liquid that we soak into our body through our skins as a newborn that would last our entire lifetime. Our cybernetic implants help us live long lives, especially since the Nibiruan threat is strong and we need all we can afford to stop the enemy empire from seizing our territories. -
What about Slurpees?
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Your elite troops are no match for ours. We have inpenetrable armor & deadly weapons. We also have cloaking ability so you cannot see us.Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:Haha Nibiruan! Show me how your troops look like! Are you hiding in the shadows, afraid to come out to face the might of the Elite Masatoirs? Here's one of our finest Masatoir Trooper. His name is Mahatori'Iscarin.
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This is our battle fleet:
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... FireIce will destroy all of you in a flash of a click.
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i hope you asked H.R. Giger if you could display his artwork...Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:Haha Nibiruan! Show me how your troops look like! Are you hiding in the shadows, afraid to come out to face the might of the Elite Masatoirs? Here's one of our finest Masatoir Trooper. His name is Mahatori'Iscarin. -
HR Giger is a genetically engineered superhuman who have taken many photographs of our elite soldiers in action. Although he's a human, he is as much a Masatoir to us as anyone else.Originally posted by zoik:i hope you asked H.R. Giger if you could display his artwork... -
How dare you make fun of the Yautja species! They are intelligent species but you have enslaved them! How dare you! We shall free both Yautja predators and humans from your evil clutches! Be warned, Emperor Sik'Tahu has sent his Masatoirs in search of your homeworld!Originally posted by Alien Rival:Your elite troops are no match for ours. We have inpenetrable armor & deadly weapons. We also have cloaking ability so you cannot see us. -
Yeah, I am sure he will be thrilled to learn that you used his images for forum abuseOriginally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:HR Giger is a genetically engineered superhuman who have taken many photographs of our elite soldiers in action. Although he's a human, he is as much a Masatoir to us as anyone else. -
heh heh even if we are using dated projectile weapon we manage to suprise the Covenant in The 30 Years War in the 25th century....the Covenant,weakened by the Civil war within them,are still fighting with us and some of its force have already formed a truce wif us
We have also won against the Combine in the Seven Hour War in the 23rd Century,wif the help of Gordon -
How is it that you are able to see into the future? Is your technology superior to ours, then?Originally posted by ceecookie:heh heh even if we are using dated projectile weapon we manage to suprise the Covenant in The 30 Years War in the 25th century....the Covenant,weakened by the Civil war within them,are still fighting with us and some of its force have already formed a truce wif us
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lets make it the 28th century in Earth...becoz of all the eventsOriginally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:How is it that you are able to see into the future? Is your technology superior to ours, then?