Beautiful Vascerii Gladius
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Ahhh a beautiful day on Vascerii Gladius..My friend back on our homeworld just sent me this photograph of his pet Yol'Igaro..Take a look!
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Who likes Mee Pok?
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We will devestate your planet & make it a barren wilderness!
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If only you can find it. We have eight worlds under our control, each as heavily fortified as the others. Your forces will barely penetrate the barrier before our cannons wipe you out.Originally posted by Alien Rival:We will devestate your planet & make it a barren wilderness! -
Yah, I bet you and alien friends are gonna invade the Earth by drowning it with your sperms.Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:If only you can find it. We have eight worlds under our control, each as heavily fortified as the others. Your forces will barely penetrate the barrier before our cannons wipe you out. -
Ahh the Toga and Yohi fertilize in our Birth Machines. We do not waste these precious cells on bombardment of hostile targets!Originally posted by shadowlunar:Yah, I bet you and alien friends are gonna invade the Earth by drowning it with your sperms. -
But, they have wasted it on producing moronic aliens like you? Why not?Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:Ahh the Toga and Yohi fertilize in our Birth Machines. We do not waste these precious cells on bombardment of hostile targets! -
Moronic? I know that I am a historian and researcher sent here to study your planet before our strike forces arrive.Originally posted by shadowlunar:But, they have wasted it on producing moronic aliens like you? Why not?
esgari tikq kul'har nu'pori
eskan vus da bu'harim iscar'in -
Sorry to inform you, I'm in charge in a dark project which develops a photon laser cannon that has the ability to vaporize any planets or stars which are 100 million light years away. My kar kias are trying triangulate and pin point your star system's position as we speak of. Please continue to your babblish little conversation while I try to steam fry your precious, little, shit for nothing arse.Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:Moronic? I know that I am a historian and researcher sent here to study your planet before our strike forces arrive.
esgari tikq kul'har nu'pori
eskan vus da bu'harim iscar'in -
why waste your power of this laser cannon on this pathetic little shit?Originally posted by shadowlunar:Sorry to inform you, I'm in charge in a dark project which develops a photon laser cannon that has the ability to vaporize any planets or stars which are 100 million light years away. My kar kias are trying triangulate and pin point your star system's position as we speak of. Please continue to your babblish little conversation while I try to steam fry your precious, little, shit for nothing arse. -
I'm in lack of a cannon fodder, he'll be the first to smell a charred arse.Originally posted by StarPuppy:why waste your power of this laser cannon on this pathetic little shit? -
i bet a chicken is more of a better target comapred to this pathetic little shitOriginally posted by shadowlunar:I'm in lack of a cannon fodder, he'll be the first to smell a charred arse. -
The VGs will drown earth with their sperms not us. We are of a nobler race. We drown you with plain water.Originally posted by shadowlunar:Yah, I bet you and alien friends are gonna invade the Earth by drowning it with your sperms. -
I'm better. I'll piss in your mouth til you choked.Originally posted by Alien Rival:The VGs will drown earth with their sperms not us. We are of a nobler race. We drown you with plain water. -
100 million light years? Our galaxy alone is 100,000 light years across..It is impossible to fire a weapon as far as 10,000 times the diameter of one galaxy..Originally posted by shadowlunar:Sorry to inform you, I'm in charge in a dark project which develops a photon laser cannon that has the ability to vaporize any planets or stars which are 100 million light years away. My kar kias are trying triangulate and pin point your star system's position as we speak of. Please continue to your babblish little conversation while I try to steam fry your precious, little, shit for nothing arse. -
Impossible doesn't means it's not gonna happen.Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:100 million light years? Our galaxy alone is 100,000 light years across..It is impossible to fire a weapon as far as 10,000 times the diameter of one galaxy..
All you have to do is to wash white white your arse and get ready to be fried.