Redesigning the Female Reproductory Organ
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I would be very interested in hearing people's suggestions on how they would redesign the female reproductive organ if they could.
Let me make a few suggestions:
-Make it odourless; or maybe even give it a nice, minty smell.
-Make it so there are less hairs; and have it so that they don't fall
out and get stuck between your teeth.
-Make it not so slimy. This could be done by using a dry lubricant, or
maybe even ball bearings.
-Have it not so close to the as*, so that you don't get mixed up
between the two. This could by done by moving the as* up a few inches,
or alternately, moving the reproductive organ elsewhere (the face for instance).
As you read these suggestions, you will think of your own. Please post
them.
Thanx
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your dick should grow on your chin.
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+1Originally posted by season:your dick should grow on your chin. -
we people of vascerii gladius are masters at reproduction..
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+1
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Reproducing morons, I guess.Originally posted by LifeBeyondEarth:we people of vascerii gladius are masters at reproduction..
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+1
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Y DUN U BE A LANJIAO URSELF
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haha lol
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kslfgljbedgt
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Dude.. u got a sharp dic.... i mean chinOriginally posted by season:your dick should grow on your chin. -
dick on yr head.. make it real horny.
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-Make it odourless; or maybe even give it a nice, minty smell. Tic-Tac's not very expensive, you know?
-Make it so there are less hairs; and have it so that they don't fall
out and get stuck between your teeth. Get her a brazilian wax...and make sure you get one yuurself.
-Make it not so slimy. This could be done by using a dry lubricant, or
maybe even ball bearings. She's not a car FFS
-Have it not so close to the as*, so that you don't get mixed up
between the two. This could by done by moving the as* up a few inches,
or alternately, moving the reproductive organ elsewhere (the face for instance). Rimming is pretty exciting for some people. Give it a try. -
having a dick to grow out of her vagina when she is turn on for sex.
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Rofl...
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haha hahahahaa..... this is f*ked up man..
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Perhaps I was being a bit "smellist" when writing this post. Some might not like mint. Some might prefer vanilla, perfume, etc. How do we make everyone happy?Originally posted by daveywavey:I would be very interested in hearing people's suggestions on how they would redesign the female reproductive organ if they could.
Let me make a few suggestions:
-Make it odourless; or maybe even give it a nice, minty smell.
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Here's a suggestion:
I think the solution is to make it "Scratch 'n Sniff" with different areas corresponding to different scents. Feeling vanilla? Rub the outer lips. In a floral frame of mind? Tickle the pubic hair. Perhaps you need some aromatherapy to relax ... we've got a lavendar area down around the perineum. -
i think ure retarded. imagine what they look like with pussies on their heads -.- ball bearings in their holes?? u prolly have some balls in ur head urself. grow a dick on ur head, dickhead
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They'd look like you.Originally posted by Allen.Iverson:i think ure retarded. imagine what they look like with pussies on their heads -.-
Learn how to take a joke dude, and not to be so judgemental. -
Actually a clean vagina smells nice.
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Hooray for self hygiene!
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
Yeah tried it once on a girl. Tasted like chicken.
Have it not so close to the as*, so that you don't get mixed up
between the two. This could by done by moving the as* up a few inches,
or alternately, moving the reproductive organ elsewhere (the face for instance). Rimming is pretty exciting for some people. Give it a try.