Pervert, Perverted, Perversed.
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English is so funny,
When I was in secondary school in the 1990s, Pervert is a noun, Perversed is an adjective. Peverted wasn't in the dictionary and don't exist.
But because people are so used to using "perverted" as an adjective to the word "pervert", "perverted" has now become an acceptable voacabulary.
But still, i still stick to using "perversed".
Anyway, it's just like the word "Celts"
Last time it was pronounced as "Kelts" but too many pronounced it as "Selts"
So it became acceptable to pronounce it as "Selts" or "Seltics"
Like Boston Seltics or Boston Keltics.
So English have been righting the wrongs. haha. -
after all, its man who create the language...
so why cant man change it if alot is using it lols... -
a wrong can become right when many ppl is using and endorsing it.......
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thats what my english teacher told me last time...old english not so 'flowery' and the vulgarities you see in the dict these days were in it due to frequent usage
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Similarly, fiction can become truth when many people start to believe in it. And truth can become fiction when people start to discredit it.
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It's the will of the masses!
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Nowadays there is pervertic.
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chiobu also misuse when a pretty gal is just an A cups.
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chio bu is horrendously mis-used whenever there is a C-cup and aboveOriginally posted by 798:chiobu also misuse when a pretty gal is just an A cups. -
Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European
Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving
efficiency in communications between Government departments.
European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is
unnecessarily difficult - for example, cough, plough, rough, through and
thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme of changes to
iron out these anomalies. The programme would, of course, be
administered by a committee staff at top level by participating nations.
In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using 's'
instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants in all sities would
resieve this news with joy. Then the hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k'
sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up
konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be
made with one less letter.
There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year, it kould be
announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would henseforth be written 'f'.
This would make words like 'fotograf' twenty per sent shorter in print.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible.
Governments would enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always been a deterent to akurate speling.
We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag is
disgrasful. Therefor we kould drop thes and kontinu to read and writ as
though nothing had hapend. By this tim it would be four years sins the
skem began and peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th'
by 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by 'v', vitsh
is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze unesesary 'o kould be
dropd from words kontaining 'ou'. Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid
to ozer kombinations of leters.
Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a reli sensibl
riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor trubls, difikultis and
evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drems of the Guvermnt
vud finali hav kum tru. -
HAha.
good one.
actually afew countries had been trying to distance themselves from English but realised their language was too ingrained with it.
Japanese has 20,000 english words just borrowed into.
Russian tried to "russianise" their language, in the process, they realised its more troublesome. -
damn...the end sounded so russian...
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English is an adaptive language. as you can see that we use french words and pass them off as english... we can adapt any words we like.
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Chiobu can be of any cup size.
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religionOriginally posted by shade343:Similarly, fiction can become truth when many people start to believe in it. And truth can become fiction when people start to discredit it.
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Why is this type of topic in bar?
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its take good english to jio cha bor for ons in bar?Originally posted by SexyChin:Why is this type of topic in bar? -
its a form of perversion 
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Originally posted by Ponders:
English is so funny.
English is so funny,
When I was in secondary school in the 1990s, Pervert is a noun, Perversed is an adjective. Peverted wasn't in the dictionary and don't exist.
But because people are so used to using "perverted" as an adjective to the word "pervert", "perverted" has now become an acceptable voacabulary.
But still, i still stick [color=red]to using "perversed". [/color]
Anyway, it's just like the word "Celts"
Last time it was pronounced as "Kelts" but too many pronounced it as "Selts"
So it became acceptable to pronounce it as "Selts" or "Seltics"
Like Boston Seltics or Boston Keltics.
So English have been righting the wrongs. haha.
When I was in primary school, I was taught standard english and the proper grammar. The phrase 'to using' didn't exist. I was taught that any verb after the word 'to', the letter 's' or 'ing' need not to be added to the verb. Unlike japanese and chinese language, you cannot miss any subject in EVERY sentence or the sentence will be remarked as incomplete sentence.
So English has been righting the wrongs. haha.
English is so funny. -
Hey Ponders, just in one post, i can spot so many grammar mistake from you. You better brush up your 'engrish' 1st before showing us your 'engrish', hahaha. peace
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Yup, i notice my own mistakes after posting it.Originally posted by ^mR.yellow^86:Hey Ponders, just in one post, i can spot so many grammar mistake from you. You better brush up your 'engrish' 1st before showing us your 'engrish', hahaha. peace
I also notice spelling errors too.
it's just that i frequent this forum for entertainment and to pass time.
So i thought i need not go back and edit everything.
But hey, if you insist... i can correct all the errors for you. haha. -
perverti-est?...
is there such a wprd?.
or even perty?
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absolutely.Originally posted by FireIce:chio bu is horrendously mis-used whenever there is a C-cup and above
all those so-called 'chio bu' C-cuppers making it into
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Hmm... just an update. Both Mr.Yellow86 and me did research and realised my english isn't that bad after all. haha.Originally posted by ^mR.yellow^86:Hey Ponders, just in one post, i can spot so many grammar mistake from you. You better brush up your 'engrish' 1st before showing us your 'engrish', hahaha. peace
using a present tense after the word "to" is correct in some conditions like if it is a participle or gerund.