oops just realised this..argghh the page the wouldn't load just now so i clicked twiceOriginally posted by finoq:u just smacked urself with ur double post also![]()
nvm.. he likes to do that to a guy, let him lor.Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:u better edit your post before brownie sees it
you still haven't experienced what happened to ceecookie almost become chaota baked cookie
i'll cut your head off, slice your belly, tear open the skin flaps, rip out your intestines and wind them around your neck, then stuff your bloody head into the empty space in your abdomen and hang the entire thing in my living room...Originally posted by korusu:I want to grip the above fella's head in a vice and slowly tighten it till the skull ruptures
Alternatively, i will stick a steel rod into the nostril and thrust viciously until it breaks through to the brain and subsequently drain his brain out from the nose like toufu
<Originally posted by gr2012:I will wipe all the jam off the bread and toast the bread...I will make sure it chao tah and then break into 50 million crumbs...then I will feed to a dog and then hang and quarter the dog. I will burn the corpse on a stake.
Mwahahaa.
<Originally posted by SixSentinels:i'll cut your head off, slice your belly, tear open the skin flaps, rip out your intestines and wind them around your neck, then stuff your bloody head into the empty space in your abdomen and hang the entire thing in my living room...

Poor kitty.....Originally posted by Jp1:

I will hold you up with steel chains and metal hooks, while I carve my name into your chest, watch as blood drips down your body and fill up a glass container at your feet. Then, I'll take a long, sharp, blunt blade and plunge it into your belly, and laugh as your organs spill out and I hold, them, feasting on your warm, slippery innards, covered in blood. After that, I'll chop off all your limbs and use them to beat you up as you writhe in pain while I pump water into your dying body, making it balloon up and then stitch your wounds together, as your eyes fill with terror while I take a long needle and shove it into your bulging belly, watch as you moan in agony as your life fluids pour out...Originally posted by NewAge:.......................................
I will claw your skin apart then shove my head into your belly and put some of your innards between my teeth as my hands slowly squeeze your testicles, resulting in a juicy sound while blood squirts out of your erect, warm and throbbing pen!s. After that, I'll stand up, plant my left foot into the massive gaping hole in your belly and attempt to lift you up as your skin continues to tear and peel off your body. Then I'll hook you by your arms and feet onto the ceiling and leave you dangling there, writhing in pain and wailing in torment...Originally posted by gr2012:I will slowly stuff a pencil up your belly button and then castrate you. I will wave your ding dong in your face before stuffing it into your mouth!
I will then attempt to use a scribe to play connect the dots!
I will use a plastic ruler to saw your limbs off before tying you in front of a television and make you watch a 24hour marathon of BARNEY. I will also pour honey on your wounds and release ants into the room.
MWAHAHAHA.
I will tie you up and run chains through your flesh, and strangle your neck til you tell me what you are talking about...Originally posted by contact:lol....
tooo bad i didnt copy the SB thingy bout mossie
that's brutal way of killing
haha
abviously yr brain cant grasp what i am talking aboutOriginally posted by SixSentinels:I will tie you up and run chains through your flesh, and strangle your neck til you tell me what you are talking about...
OMG..Originally posted by gr2012:OOh...this would be fun!
I will use a lighter and slowly burn off all of brownie's clothes, while they are still on her body...make sure all are singed to oblivon!
Then I will move the lighter under her nose and hold it for 30 seconds...
Then I will tie each limb to one car facing in opposite directions and make them drive until Brownie is stretched to the limit!
Then I will use a feather and tickle feet for 1 hour!
THen I will shove a broom stick up her mouthand pencils up her nostrils and then I will make all the cars slowly accelerate until...
Haha! Arent I sick and wrong!
You are now hanging on hooks on the ceiling of my living room, as the overhead fan shreds the flesh from your belly and blood spurts out of your wounds...Originally posted by contact:OMG..
you are being too cruel..
i can imagine a shemale doing a castration on you...![]()
hang from yr fan?Originally posted by SixSentinels:You are now hanging on hooks on the ceiling of my living room, as the overhead fan shreds the flesh from your belly and blood spurts out of your wounds...
i wrote 'hang from the ceiling on hooks' not 'hang from the fan'Originally posted by contact:hang from yr fan?
then how can the blade hit me?.
u english ke yi ma?
bu ke yi nvm..
wo kan dao ni chu tiao liow