WHAT PICK-UP LINE WULD U USE / STUPIDEST LINE YOU EVER HEARD
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If you see a guys/gers you really like to get to know. It doesn't matter what are your intentions (just be friend, get HP, get laid & etc) What pick-up line would you use or stupidest line that someone had ever use on you?
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Hi, do I know you? You look like my sec friend.
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most lame:
Boi: can I buy u a drink?
Ger: No....! (drink in hand)
Boi: I know you....
Ger: But I don't...
Boi: Hi, my name is Kevin
Ger: (blank look).....
Boi: Wat's going on...
Ger: Sorry...do I know you?
Boi: Hi my name is Kevin & you are?
Ger: (looked annoy)...
Boi ...walked away..... -
In my whole life I have only jio 1 non-local lady and ask for her phone number, it's abit lame but hey it works for me... I only say softly (coz very pai seh)... "hi, can we be friends?"... And then she says yeah why not and I ask for her phone number... Till now we're still friends, no sex no hanky panky, and it's really wonderful to have nice friends to hang out with. And then I realize that alot of guys wanted to get her phone number coz she told me about all the things happening to her in office, so I was one of the 2 lucky guys who managed to get her phone number. And then I realize, wah, so singapore guys can be like that...
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cool man.....best friends with a ger but w/o the shagging...
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eh...ur topic sentence...means that u gonna use the stupidest line u ever heard as a pickup line for a girl??? =D
anyway:
boy: YO WANNA SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE
girl: ??? -
ahahahaOriginally posted by Allen.Iverson:eh...ur topic sentence...means that u gonna use the stupidest line u ever heard as a pickup line for a girl??? =D
anyway:
boy: YO WANNA SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE
girl: ???
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boy : you father is my friend
gal :
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Hi,u look familiar.
U from which sec sch huh? -
Gal: i still in primary schOriginally posted by Patrik:Hi,u look familiar.
U from which sec sch huh? -
asgm?
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Boi: u look like my mother's sister's aunt's cousin's boyfriend's friend's aunti's son's primary school mate.........
Gal: (-_-"") -
ai sio kan mai
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*TIGHT SLAP!Originally posted by exge:ai sio kan mai * -
hey pal i always use that line"hey,if u dun mind,can i b friends wif u?"Originally posted by DailyFreeGames.com:In my whole life I have only jio 1 non-local lady and ask for her phone number, it's abit lame but hey it works for me... I only say softly (coz very pai seh)... "hi, can we be friends?"... And then she says yeah why not and I ask for her phone number... Till now we're still friends, no sex no hanky panky, and it's really wonderful to have nice friends to hang out with. And then I realize that alot of guys wanted to get her phone number coz she told me about all the things happening to her in office, so I was one of the 2 lucky guys who managed to get her phone number. And then I realize, wah, so singapore guys can be like that...
haha..polite n sweet -
some of the worst ones ive heard from guys:
what time do you have to go back to heaven?
damn girl....you must be tired....youve been running through my mind all day!
is that a ladder in your stockings,or the stairway to heaven?
your daddy must be a terrorist........cause your the bomb!!
i'd walk a thousand miles for one of your smiles.....and even further for that thing you do with your tongue!
i lost my number......can i have yours?
im lost........can i come home with you?
the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you........
my friend thinks your hot!-but hes attached,so hows about coming home with me?
would you like to come back to my place for a coffee and sex? no? what.....dont you like coffee??
where have you been all my life?
hi............somebody said you were looking for me.......im Mr. Right.....
wanna root?
there is lots more lame ones ive had used on me...ofcourse none of them ever succeeded.......but they were amusing
i'll post them as i think of them again -
all these are from the net , just do a searchOriginally posted by ozzy-gurl:some of the worst ones ive heard from guys:
what time do you have to go back to heaven?
damn girl....you must be tired....youve been running through my mind all day!
is that a ladder in your stockings,or the stairway to heaven?
your daddy must be a terrorist........cause your the bomb!!
i'd walk a thousand miles for one of your smiles.....and even further for that thing you do with your tongue!
i lost my number......can i have yours?
im lost........can i come home with you?
the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you........
my friend thinks your hot!-but hes attached,so hows about coming home with me?
would you like to come back to my place for a coffee and sex? no? what.....dont you like coffee??
where have you been all my life?
hi............somebody said you were looking for me.......im Mr. Right.....
wanna root?
there is lots more lame ones ive had used on me...ofcourse none of them ever succeeded.......but they were amusing
i'll post them as i think of them again -
the 'can i be your friend' one is lame...
the non-local people really dont like it...at least those my age dont. -
Here are some of the stupid and lousinest lines i hear from interviews, colleagues, friends blah blah...
new colleague;
"how much you drawing for your salary permonth har?" (direct questioning no joke!)
immediate superior
"well you can just use a hammer to straighten a cast metal part into shape right prob solved"
interviewer
"tell me more about what u know about turned parts and how to inspect them"
(knnbccb who in the technical and precision engrg line dun know the basics about parts machined from CNC lathe? all cylindrical parts are turned since concentricity and cylinders are machined and manufactured primarily in this manner. GDT are governed about accuracy in the cylinders centre axis of rotation. want me to take about multi headed turret that houses different grades of cutting tools to rough cut or fine turn the surface to the required tolerance? or do i need to tell yr idiot inspectors what are the simple things to look out for in cylindrical parts?!)
friend
"you got money lend me or not har?"
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Boi: Hello miss.. im not trying to sell anything and neither is this a donation.. i just have a few questions for u..
*girl stops*
Boi: can you be my friend?
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Me: Do you work for DHL?
Her : No..why?
Me: I just saw u checking out my package
Her :
Me : -
Me: The names Bond. James Bond
Her:
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One ang mo man once asked a friend of mine: how much?
She was a teenager then. She said she almost slapped him. -
Guy: You know what looks good on you?Originally posted by euphratis:If you see a guys/gers you really like to get to know. It doesn't matter what are your intentions (just be friend, get HP, get laid & etc) What pick-up line would you use or stupidest line that someone had ever use on you?
Girl: What?
Guy: Me~!