wah! how woman and man take shower! enjoy!
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How To Shower Like a Woman**
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according
to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash
your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Dry off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
**How To Shower Like a Man*
Take off
clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed. -
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wtf is thisOriginally posted by eddyshinoda:How To Shower Like a Woman**
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according
to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash
your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Dry off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
**How To Shower Like a Man*
Take off
clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed. -
Some checklists for taking showers.Originally posted by FBI:wtf is this
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y all the willy
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how men pangsai
go into toilet cubicle...pull down pants...den....bom pearl harbor lor...depend on what sh it u eat that day...payload pungent and destructive range may differ
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Originally posted by newmanmback:how men pangsai
go into toilet cubicle...pull down pants...den....bom pearl harbor lor...depend on what sh it u eat that day...payload pungent and destructive range may differ -
wthOriginally posted by newmanmback:how men pangsai
go into toilet cubicle...pull down pants...den....bom pearl harbor lor...depend on what sh it u eat that day...payload pungent and destructive range may differ -
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How women pangsai :Originally posted by newmanmback:how men pangsai
go into toilet cubicle...pull down pants...den....bom pearl harbor lor...depend on what sh it u eat that day...payload pungent and destructive range may differ
Go toilet cubicle, before sitting down, check the cubicle clean annot, then take off skirt/pants, put one side, then sit on cubicle, then slowly allow sai to fall to gravity, easy to come out annot depends on what you eat...Also very pungent and the destrutive range differs too.. -
nice details.. did you make it up yourself?????
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*yawns*
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SMLJ
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NPNT
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stupid + 1
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u can see a small mushroom like shockwave when the sai drops into the potty water.Originally posted by newmanmback:how men pangsai
go into toilet cubicle...pull down pants...den....bom pearl harbor lor...depend on what sh it u eat that day...payload pungent and destructive range may differ
Now that's world war 3 everybody was talking abt. -
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Quite farney what... Laugh at oneself every now and then is healthy.
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