Why is the rum gone?
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[Elizabeth is burning all the rum]
Jack Sparrow: "No! Not good! Stop! Not good. . . What're you doing? You're burning all the food, the shade ... the rum!"
Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone!"
Jack Sparrow: "Why is the rum gone?!"
Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels; two, that signal is over a thousand feet high! The entire Royal Navy is looking for me. Do you really think there's even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
Jack Sparrow: "But why is the rum gone?"
Can somebody answer this universal question of truth? -
While rum turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels; rum turns even the most frigid of women into delights.Originally posted by Beer Addict:[Elizabeth is burning all the rum]
Jack Sparrow: "No! Not good! Stop! Not good. . . What're you doing? You're burning all the food, the shade ... the rum!"
Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone!"
Jack Sparrow: "Why is the rum gone?!"
Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels; two, that signal is over a thousand feet high! The entire Royal Navy is looking for me. Do you really think there's even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
Jack Sparrow: "But why is the rum gone?"
Can somebody answer this universal question of truth? -
That's why the rum is gone....
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Nay... Women are no delight... Beer is what we all look forward to...
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True, true.Originally posted by Beer Addict:Nay... Women are no delight... Beer is what we all look forward to...