need sumtin to cheer up ur day? read this
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One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM and sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute.
He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out
steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying
"If you catch me, I'm yours."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.
Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel ba rs, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. ! In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think.
"Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."
So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.
"If I catch you, you're mine." -
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In America the late night news used to broadcast this message: "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?"
In England they say, "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?"
In France they say, "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband is?"
In Poland they say, "It's 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?" -
heard this like...5 times liao..
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The Poland part i dun understand ....Originally posted by eddyshinoda:In America the late night news used to broadcast this message: "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?"
In England they say, "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?"
In France they say, "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband is?"
In Poland they say, "It's 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?"
SO in SG ...
"It's 11 o'clock, do u want to go home or get caught by mata ??" -
In America.... When u farted... people will say "Excuse Me"
In France...... If u farted.... people will say "Pardon Me"
But , in Singapore When u farted..... people will say "Not Me! Not Me!"
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ppl will say nothing
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Originally posted by eddyshinoda:Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.
"If I catch you, you're mine." -
ROFL.
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Originally posted by Komon:In America.... When u farted... people will say "Excuse Me"
In France...... If u farted.... people will say "Pardon Me"
But , in Singapore When u farted..... people will say "Not Me! Not Me!"