Semen as Lubricant?

• SixSentinels

  17 Apr 06, 18:44

  Last night I took out a chopstick then I masturbated and cummed all over it. I put the chopstick into my ass-hole lol then I realized that semen makes a really good lubricant cause its free and easy to get and its slimy and comes in great quantities...Next time you can learn from me and if you ever wanna put something into your ass-hole you can coat it first with your own semen or your friend's one...
• aku1b0d0

  17 Apr 06, 18:45

  then u can replace oil with semen le
  
  good, now u can masturbate with my car. go go go!
  
  oh yeah, +1 before close and ban
• SixSentinels

  17 Apr 06, 18:52

  Originally posted by aku1b0d0:

  then u can replace oil with semen le
  
  good, now u can masturbate with my car. go go go!
  
  oh yeah, +1 before close and ban

  My sperm must have thought: "Oh nooo! We ended up in the wrong hole!"
• Agenda

  17 Apr 06, 18:52

  sick..
• saline

  17 Apr 06, 18:55

  Originally posted by SixSentinels:

  Last night I took out a chopstick then I masturbated and cummed all over it. I put the chopstick into my ass-hole lol then I realized that semen makes a really good lubricant cause its free and easy to get and its slimy and comes in great quantities...Next time you can learn from me and if you ever wanna put something into your ass-hole you can coat it first with your own semen or your friend's one...

  how the F do u use a chopstick and mast with it?
  shove a chopstick into ur asshole? not scared tear ur rectum?
  friend's semen? heard of STD b4?
  seriously i hope u don't use the chopstick to makan after that.
  
  
• aku1b0d0

  17 Apr 06, 18:56

  Originally posted by SixSentinels:

  My sperm must have thought: "Oh nooo! We ended up in the wrong hole!"

  and another sperm says "coz our master is an asshole!"
• FireIce

  17 Apr 06, 18:57

  pls rber not to use the chopsticks for dinner
• photo_seeker

  17 Apr 06, 19:31

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  pls rber not to use the chopsticks for dinner

  He will only use for breakfast and lunch.
• rathcycle

  17 Apr 06, 20:18

  Originally posted by photo_seeker:

  He will only use for breakfast and lunch.

  hahahahahaha
• Ito_^

  17 Apr 06, 20:23

  disgusting.
• contrast

  19 Apr 06, 13:30

  This thread starter is SICK !
• SGpork

  19 Apr 06, 13:39

  
• olala

  20 Apr 06, 12:04

  Ban
  
  did i mention IP ban
• getlaid.com

  20 Apr 06, 13:53

  Possible to use chopsticks to wank... cos his di.ck is pin size.
• aku1b0d0

  20 Apr 06, 15:29

  Originally posted by getlaid.com:

  Possible to use chopsticks to wank... cos his di.ck is pin size.

  u mean
  
  
  
  
• SixSentinels

  20 Apr 06, 16:45

  I think you misunderstood me. I didnt wank with my chopsticks. I cummed on them and inserted them into my ass-hole.
• sinnersotong

  20 Apr 06, 17:01

  Originally posted by SixSentinels:

  I think you misunderstood me. I didnt wank with my chopsticks. I cummed on them and inserted them into my ass-hole.

  my hero!
  
  
• aku1b0d0

  20 Apr 06, 17:27

  Originally posted by SixSentinels:

  I think you misunderstood me. I didnt wank with my chopsticks. I cummed on them and inserted them into my ass-hole.

  did u leave ur chopsticks there?
• shinta

  20 Apr 06, 17:46

  
• SixSentinels

  20 Apr 06, 19:02

  i think i put my chopstick into the kitchen drawer coz i didnt want anyone to realize anything was missing...
  mebbe one of my family members used it for dinner...
• aku1b0d0

  20 Apr 06, 19:04

  and lemme guess, they suck ur 'bro' for tea time?
• cyrusv

  23 Apr 06, 10:01

  lousy post
• NT2

  23 Apr 06, 10:20

  this thread is lousy
  
  the content sucks
  
  the description disgusting
  
  the thread starter sick