do your parents ask u whether u masturbate?
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and do they also ask how often u do it?
so what do u tell them? u lie to them or what? -
no... THANK GOODNESS...
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I tell them, "Yes, not very often, usually only when I hear the funny moaning noises going on in your room past midnight. Dunno leh, can't help it."
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they did ask me once. i answered "yes, sometimes with my my motorbike exhaust when it's really, really hot".
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that's even worse!!!Originally posted by Singapore_Shit:I tell them, "Yes, not very often, usually only when I hear the funny moaning noises going on in your room past midnight. Dunno leh, can't help it." -
nope. hahaz. hengz.
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he's juz jokingOriginally posted by jOhO:that's even worse!!! -
yeah i'm sure.. but can u just visualise it for a moment????Originally posted by aku1b0d0:he's juz joking -
NEVAR!
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the look of their faces.. wah.. priceless.Originally posted by jOhO:yeah i'm sure.. but can u just visualise it for a moment???? -
you should ask him if he masturbated when he was at your age.
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the mom/dad will get arousedOriginally posted by jOhO:yeah i'm sure.. but can u just visualise it for a moment???? -
Its the other way round.
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no lah....aiyoh.....where got people like that..........
i look very visible cues.........disheveled hair..........eyes for fatigue.........
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You implying that people stop masturbating at some age?Originally posted by dragg:you should ask him if he masturbated when he was at your age. -
no, they didn't..
but i think they shld know we r doing it..
cus tt's human nature..