Dear Diary

• newmanmback

  10 May 06, 01:37

  Dearest diary,
  
  I can't believe it - i am jobless again. It has been 4 years since i last joined the
  workforce and life was good and fulfilling. My dreams came through until recently when
  my employer decided to pull out the businesses from Singapore and outsource the
  manufacturing plant. The money from the retrenchment package are also depleted and i am begining
  to put the blame on the government. Elections 2006's over and the heat of excitement ended as i realised that life goes on. I missed the days when i can watch Glenda speaking up far the Workers' Party
  rallies and i even went to the rally grounds to take photos and videos of her. Now i have plenty
  of the motion pics and i saved them all up in my computer hard disk. Oh Glenda she was so near
  yet so far away. I am her secret admirer and for the first time i felt something
  for the Workers' Party - all because of her.
  
  Someone please help me i do not know what to do. I am undone. I know it will never be possible
  between me and her but i cannot help but hope to express my feelings for her. Its the similar
  urge when GY Juan hurled accusation at GCT and LKY during the 2001 Elections. Glenda's so
  sweet and lovely and smart and intelligent and pretty and sexy and sultry oh my lordy will
  she mind me because i am old and poor and jobless and weak. She's an entrepreneur while i
  only hold a GCE O level certificate with only 5 credits. Sometimes i have the urge to join
  WP as a toilet cleaner hoping that i can clean Glenda's sh it and pee and used sanitary pad
  oh dear and put them all in my 'miscellaneous items' collection bag. I am having wet dreams
  and fetish of her and i do not want things to end up this way. What can i do? I need help
  before i do something foolish. Someone please help me or advice i am going crazy.
  
  'til i write again goodnite dear diary
  
• Pitot

  10 May 06, 01:38

  
• Rika Ishikawa

  10 May 06, 01:44

  
• olala

  10 May 06, 01:46

  Pitot is always first to rush to the scene-_-
  
  A case of admiration gone while for u?>threadstarter?
• Pitot

  10 May 06, 01:50

  Originally posted by olala:

  Pitot is always first to rush to the scene-_-
  
  A case of admiration gone while for u?>threadstarter?

  
• shandower

  10 May 06, 08:40

  No. Just no.
• pwnz0r

  10 May 06, 09:18

  This thread delivers..
• zhuoluan

  10 May 06, 11:52

  Originally posted by pwnz0r:

  This thread delivers..

  haHA
  
  
• newmanmback

  10 May 06, 12:30

  Dearest Diary,
  
  I am back writing again. Infact i have placed writing on my diary a priority before submitting my CV to a few prospective employers. I do not really care if i will land my butt on any job soon but Glenda is all that fills my mind at the moment. i was hopping she would be invited to the Parliament so i can see both herself and Lily Neo voicing out their views for the people of Singapore. Oh Glenda my lovely and lively Glenda i am not the Romeo who is very good with words and my command of the English language is just so. But with what i know and what little i can express myself here i hope you wwill see read and give it a thought. I am going to join your party as a toilet cleaner and hope i can see you again and again everyday. This goal fills my life with renewed vigor and i am working towards it to my life substantial again. i told my friends about it but non seemed to care. Some even laughed at my ignorance. They all told me to get a life but i said "no". Later i am going to NTUC to buy some container and bags so i can separate them and label "s hit", "pee" and "sanitary napkin" on the container external.
  
  Sweet dreams glennie and my sweetest diary