can't get yourself to sleep...?

• xinyi!

  20 May 06, 22:54

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.
• dragg

  20 May 06, 22:55

  your mom has a lot of experience.
• Unidentified

  20 May 06, 22:56

  you can try it now , then tell us the result two week later
• Gwangetto

  20 May 06, 22:58

  huh?
  
  my dad says masturbation will make u blind.
• d3rF

  20 May 06, 23:29

  Hahahahaaha...
  *ROFLMAO*
• olala

  21 May 06, 00:11

  Originally posted by xinyi!:

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.

  what was that again?
• rathcycle

  21 May 06, 00:27

  Originally posted by xinyi!:

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.

  Ya i know you never sleep before... but i oso know you have orgasm for more than 1802 times.
• JennTS

  21 May 06, 01:10

  Originally posted by xinyi!:

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.

  i'd just love to see a guy finger himself.
• Patrik

  21 May 06, 01:17

  
• udontknowme

  21 May 06, 01:18

  Originally posted by xinyi!:

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.

  go fuck your mom you retarded loser
• bunny2002sg

  21 May 06, 01:36

  Originally posted by JennTS:

  i'd just love to see a guy finger himself.

  backdoor?
• striderz_o405

  21 May 06, 10:07

  Originally posted by bunny2002sg:

  backdoor?

  nono... finger his nose
• nullifi3d

  21 May 06, 15:15

  Originally posted by xinyi!:

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.

  Stop sniffing ladies undies you fcuking male pervert.
  
  Posing as an innocent little b!tch dosen't make you any more sexier you attention whore.
• alan-

  21 May 06, 15:40

  i thought its easier to count to 1802th sheep than to reach organsm for that amt of time
• coffeeortea

  21 May 06, 15:46

  shut the fuck up, give a cow a blowjob, and fucking die.
• udontknowme

  21 May 06, 15:48

  another thread to +1
• S_T_F_U

  21 May 06, 16:20

  lol....
• Devil1976

  22 May 06, 12:59

  Originally posted by xinyi!:

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.

  I also VERY INNOCENT one, so don't ask me ok...?
• wenyong90

  22 May 06, 23:05

  xinyi! is a real gal i guess...as seen from other thread posted by her in the past under Chit Chat...
• shandower

  23 May 06, 08:26

  Now this is just dumb. +1.
• codemasterguy

  23 May 06, 11:40

  Originally posted by xinyi!:

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.

  probably you will sleep at hospital...
• d3rF

  23 May 06, 13:34

  Originally posted by xinyi!:

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.

  Like to understand what is the significance of 1,802?... What about 1,800?.. Will it mean any lesser of an effect?
• yongboyboy

  23 May 06, 14:53

  are you really a girl... haha
• cyrusv

  23 May 06, 19:22

  Originally posted by xinyi!:

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.

  u innocent?!! hahaha!!! joking is it?!!!
• mastdfj

  23 May 06, 23:29

  Originally posted by xinyi!:

  my mom says just keep fingering yourself till you reach orgasm 1802 times in a row. not only you're guaranteed to collapse to a deep slumber straight after, you probably won't have enough energy to work or go to school for the next twoo weeks.
  
  is that true?!! i'm so innocent i've never did that before.

  wat is finger?? i dunno wat u mean? wat is orgasm??
  i'm so innocent i've never heard such words before