Why Men Are Happier Than Women!
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/menhappy.html
lol!! go read this.
i must warn u that it's quite dumb though.. don't take it too seriously. 
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dun worry. i dun take anything from xinyi seriously..
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Not entirely true.
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+1...
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Coz men don't worry about what women think of other women, don't think about getting hair extensions, don't think about what colour hair should be dyed, don't think about how women are butches or lesbians, don't think about whether semen tastes nice, don't worry about others saying semen tastes nice, don't post stupid threads in sgforums asking to be flamed.
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i dont think men are happier than women.
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bleh. guys suck.
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I also dont think men are happier than women.
Why must generalise? -
1. We keep our last name.
Ture,where as women are fussy about it.
2. The garage is all ours.
Ture, where as women find it disgusting
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Ture, only a women care so much for a wedding
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
Ture, but chocalate may mean many things to a women, romance.. etc
5. We can be president.
true for history only
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Ture, women so scared to show
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
Ture, women very gei gao 1
8. The world is our urinal.
Ture, whereas women die die must go home to do it.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Ture, women too gei gao...
10. Same work, more pay.
Ture, cuz after going ns.
11. Wrinkles add character.
Ture, whereas wrinkles to women means age and old and being a hag.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
Ture, cuz only women want to own a wedding dress, man rent only happy liao.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
Ture to a certain extent, maybe women like to look at bodybuilder's chest?
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Ture, dunno say how many times, women are just that gei gao 1.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
Ture, our shoe tok gong 1.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
Ture, women xiao xiao 1.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Ture, but women can chat up to 10 hours and forgetting everything.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
Ture, maybe some women know it too..
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Ture, but a women needs a few lauguage.
20. We can open all our own jars.
Ture, women must got man help then can.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Ture, for women, if they nvr act thoughtful, they deserve to die.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Ture, just shoes a women is petty...
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Ture... women 1 ar.. 1 piece can cost 800 or 8000
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
Ture, women always want to put dunno wad sai on their face..
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Ture, women must have 100 pairs of shoes of different colours and design
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Ture, almost all guys know that, but some women know that too..
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
Ture true true, women so gei gao so ma huan 1
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
Ture, some women also cannot see lahz..
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
Ture, whereas some women go for rebonding or curling once every 3 months.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
Ture, if women dun shave there, its is dam EErrrr.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
No.. i dun have big belly.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Ture, women is one pair of shoes, one colour, oneday.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
Ture, women must go dunno wad cure cure 1..
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Ture, women look manly in that and its a turn off..
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Ture, women ?- they need 2 month in advance i guess -
???Originally posted by rathcycle:1. We keep our last name.
Ture,where as women are fussy about it.
2. The garage is all ours.
Ture, where as women find it disgusting
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Ture, only a women care so much for a wedding
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
Ture, but chocalate may mean many things to a women, romance.. etc
5. We can be president.
true for history only
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Ture, women so scared to show
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
Ture, women very gei gao 1
8. The world is our urinal.
Ture, whereas women die die must go home to do it.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Ture, women too gei gao...
10. Same work, more pay.
Ture, cuz after going ns.
11. Wrinkles add character.
Ture, whereas wrinkles to women means age and old and being a hag.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
Ture, cuz only women want to own a wedding dress, man rent only happy liao.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
Ture to a certain extent, maybe women like to look at bodybuilder's chest?
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Ture, dunno say how many times, women are just that gei gao 1.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
Ture, our shoe tok gong 1.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
Ture, women xiao xiao 1.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Ture, but women can chat up to 10 hours and forgetting everything.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
Ture, maybe some women know it too..
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Ture, but a women needs a few lauguage.
20. We can open all our own jars.
Ture, women must got man help then can.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Ture, for women, if they nvr act thoughtful, they deserve to die.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Ture, just shoes a women is petty...
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Ture... women 1 ar.. 1 piece can cost 800 or 8000
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
Ture, women always want to put dunno wad sai on their face..
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Ture, women must have 100 pairs of shoes of different colours and design
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Ture, almost all guys know that, but some women know that too..
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
Ture true true, women so gei gao so ma huan 1
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
Ture, some women also cannot see lahz..
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
Ture, whereas some women go for rebonding or curling once every 3 months.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
Ture, if women dun shave there, its is dam EErrrr.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
No.. i dun have big belly.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Ture, women is one pair of shoes, one colour, oneday.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
Ture, women must go dunno wad cure cure 1..
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Ture, women look manly in that and its a turn off..
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Ture, women ?- they need 2 month in advance i guess -
It only means something, just bother less about things and life will be just fine ...Originally posted by rathcycle:1. We keep our last name.
Ture,where as women are fussy about it.
2. The garage is all ours.
Ture, where as women find it disgusting
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Ture, only a women care so much for a wedding
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
Ture, but chocalate may mean many things to a women, romance.. etc
5. We can be president.
true for history only
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Ture, women so scared to show
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
Ture, women very gei gao 1
8. The world is our urinal.
Ture, whereas women die die must go home to do it.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Ture, women too gei gao...
10. Same work, more pay.
Ture, cuz after going ns.
11. Wrinkles add character.
Ture, whereas wrinkles to women means age and old and being a hag.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
Ture, cuz only women want to own a wedding dress, man rent only happy liao.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
Ture to a certain extent, maybe women like to look at bodybuilder's chest?
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Ture, dunno say how many times, women are just that gei gao 1.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
Ture, our shoe tok gong 1.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
Ture, women xiao xiao 1.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Ture, but women can chat up to 10 hours and forgetting everything.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
Ture, maybe some women know it too..
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Ture, but a women needs a few lauguage.
20. We can open all our own jars.
Ture, women must got man help then can.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Ture, for women, if they nvr act thoughtful, they deserve to die.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Ture, just shoes a women is petty...
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Ture... women 1 ar.. 1 piece can cost 800 or 8000
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
Ture, women always want to put dunno wad sai on their face..
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Ture, women must have 100 pairs of shoes of different colours and design
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Ture, almost all guys know that, but some women know that too..
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
Ture true true, women so gei gao so ma huan 1
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
Ture, some women also cannot see lahz..
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
Ture, whereas some women go for rebonding or curling once every 3 months.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
Ture, if women dun shave there, its is dam EErrrr.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
No.. i dun have big belly.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Ture, women is one pair of shoes, one colour, oneday.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
Ture, women must go dunno wad cure cure 1..
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Ture, women look manly in that and its a turn off..
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Ture, women ?- they need 2 month in advance i guess -
btw, its true not ture hor.
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How come PMS is not included?
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Another absurd topic by xinyi!..
Make no sense..
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Joke topic.