Joke of the day....
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A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Kuala
Lumpur. Before she left, her mother gave her
some advice.
"Daughter, when you're in KL and if you're looking
for a match there, you must take note of the
following the requirements Mother set for you. You
must find a man that is 'faithful', not 'spendthrift'
and must be a "virgin".
With this advise from her mother, the girl went to
Town. After some months later, she came home
to her kampung to get her mother's blessings to
marry.
"Mother, I've met my match following your
instructions. My future husband is faithful because
when ! we went out for a holiday one day, he took
care of me specifically even though there were so
many prettier girls around. Isn't that being
faithful?".
Her mother nodded in agreement.
"Then, since the day was getting late in the night
and rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that
we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested
that in order not to spend too much, we shared
one room only. Isn't he not spendthrift guy?"
For the second time her mother nodded her head
in agreement, but with a little concern.
"And finally mum... , I know he is a virgin".
"How did you know he is still a virgin?" The
mother asked with repidition.
"Ermm... .his 'that one' is new... ... still wrapped up
in plastic,mum!!"
*.....fainted..... * =_=" -
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sian .......
good effort
keep it up -
I thought is rubber ?
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rubber mix plastic
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nice 1 ^^V. ya HOOOOOO.
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Yawnz.. heard so many times before, didnt know it got come in a Malaysian Context nowadays.
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What is the morale of this joke?
Find a gf as innocent as her -
Now no more in singapore...Originally posted by MosPyramid:What is the morale of this joke?
Find a gf as innocent as her -
No worries, those gals from KL is coming over here to find us insteadOriginally posted by rathcycle:Now no more in singapore...
Ipoh gals is prettier -
Not very innocent also i guess...Originally posted by MosPyramid:No worries, those gals from KL is coming over here to find us instead
Ipoh gals is prettier -
then i think we have to find something like:Originally posted by rathcycle:Not very innocent also i guess...
faithful to you,
not a spend thrift &
a virgin
later inside got one dildo, we thought is a rubber stopper and IT'S NEW -
No need, virgin can liao, after that can break-up.Originally posted by MosPyramid:then i think we have to find something like:
faithful to you,
not a spend thrift &
a virgin
later inside got one dildo, we thought is a rubber stopper and IT'S NEW -
I mean when you need to settle down..Originally posted by rathcycle:No need, virgin can liao, after that can break-up.
Another words, we only need to find without AIDS one can le -
"Come Come Brother bring you see Gold Fish" -
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I want tight tight 1 leh.. If you know what i mean...Originally posted by MosPyramid:I mean when you need to settle down..
Another words, we only need to find without AIDS one can le -
Ok can.. below tight, above big..Originally posted by rathcycle:I want tight tight 1 leh.. If you know what i mean...
I don't know where got, but might be found in Geyland -
Geyland or geylang, geyland i dun wan, gaylang all sibei lose liao....Originally posted by MosPyramid:Ok can.. below tight, above big..
I don't know where got, but might be found in Geyland -
dun lame la not funny at all , nice try la
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hmmm lose lose dont want ar.. then go drill a hole which is mend for you lo.. then if you dont like the hole liao, then go drill another tight tight hole until you D rub until it bleed.. isnt it better?? always see white color subtances very sianz right.. then see red.. isnt it better?? wahahaaOriginally posted by rathcycle:Geyland or geylang, geyland i dun wan, gaylang all sibei lose liao.... -
Fifty-Dollar Bet
This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his dick in the pickle slicer.
The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was still intact. He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all there, unharmed.
“But what about the pickle slicer,” asked the wife, perplexed. “Oh, she liked it too,” answered the husband. -
Blonde in a boat.
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!” -
CV then?Originally posted by rathcycle:Geyland or geylang, geyland i dun wan, gaylang all sibei lose liao.... -
what is CV??Originally posted by JennTS:CV then? -
That's called "dumb"/"naive".Originally posted by rathcycle:Not very innocent also i guess...