how can i make my ass smoother?

• de_middle

  11 Sep 06, 11:59

  
• pokkagreentea

  11 Sep 06, 13:37

  
  get an ass operation like Fiona Xie.
• mrsmall

  11 Sep 06, 13:37

  I can't conduct public classes
  if wan only private classes
  without any charges
  yes FOC
  willing PM me
  
• An0nym0us

  11 Sep 06, 17:43

  Originally posted by pokkagreentea:

  get an ass operation like Fiona Xie.

  What did Fiona Xie do?
  
  Anyway, I also have stretch marks and mines quite bad, anyone knows a cure for it? pls be serious here.
• NT2

  11 Sep 06, 17:50

  use SKII
• ShaolinChuenFa

  11 Sep 06, 21:13

  Firstly,you use wet and dry glass paper and sand till all the scratches are gone.
  Secondly,wipe the surface dry with some cloth.
  Lastly,put some Autosol on the dry cloth and rub it on your ass in a clockwise direction,that will smoothen it out and if you rub for about 30 mins,your lil ass will start to shine.Oh and use the buffing machine if needed,dont forget to place some powder on it first,to ensure smooth work.
  
  I'm a DnT student =)
• toyota-corolla

  11 Sep 06, 21:21

  
• Bontakun

  11 Sep 06, 21:21

  Now I noe y you so obsessed wif Paul Twohill... Its coz of his butt. I can imagine his reaction upon reading this...
  
  "Oh my gawd... I cant believe it... Better stay clear..."
• NT2

  11 Sep 06, 23:43

  u shld ask donkey....because it is also an ass
• casshern

  11 Sep 06, 23:55

  1st thing is i need to know how rough ur ass is, so u have to make an appointment for me to feel it
  
  only when i know how rough ur ass is can i prescribe the correct remedy for ur sydrome of iwannagetasmoothroundasslikethattwohillsakabreastsguy
• R3SsH|n

  12 Sep 06, 00:02

  Originally posted by goth mind:

  say say say!!
  
  aye.. it's like yucks cos euU know there are a few stretch marks near my hips.
  
  & issit true if i sit down a lot, my ass will grow bigger?
  
  p,s sir twohill has a fanfcukintastically yummylicious assss.

  ha. i just had a look at my butt...and its nicer than yours...
• casshern

  12 Sep 06, 00:14

  Originally posted by R3SsH|n:

  ha. i just had a look at my butt...and its nicer than yours...

  allow me to delete 2 letters for u.
  
  "ha. i just had a look at my butt...and its nicer than you... "
• monoslayer

  12 Sep 06, 00:22

  let me rub ur ass for 7, 7, 49 days n i guarantee u tat it will b smooth as a whistle.
• Eternal-fire

  12 Sep 06, 00:38

  By asking Paul Twohill to kick it a 100 times.
• shandower

  12 Sep 06, 09:22

  Do squats.
• suckthumb.com

  12 Sep 06, 13:51

  blind your eye and break your arm..is way there is not way you know how rough your a$$ is!!!
• An0nym0us

  12 Sep 06, 22:01

  sk2 have what products to deal with stretch marks?
• shandower

  13 Sep 06, 09:20

  How rough/smooth is Xinyi's ass anyway?
• mastdfj

  13 Sep 06, 22:40

  Originally posted by shandower:

  How rough/smooth is Xinyi's ass anyway?

  ask her post pic let us check lar
  
• shandower

  14 Sep 06, 08:56

  Xinyi post pics of yourself in a g-string plz.
• Quinsy

  15 Sep 06, 02:22

  Originally posted by mastdfj:

  ask her post pic let us check lar
  

  This calls for more pics!
• shandower

  15 Sep 06, 08:48