Guys
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Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
* Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
* Your orgasms are real......always.
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can be president.
* Foreplay is optional.
* You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
* The world is your urinal!
* You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
* Same work... more pay!
* Wrinkles and gray hair add character.
* Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
* If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
* People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
* Comfortable shoes!
* Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
* Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
* Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
* One mood, all the time. -
it is better to be a woman in this modern era.
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People never glance at your chest when you're talking to themOriginally posted by Phoebie:Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
* Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
* Your orgasms are real......always.
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can be president.
* Foreplay is optional.
* You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
* The world is your urinal!
* You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
* Same work... more pay!
* Wrinkles and gray hair add character.
* Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
* If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
* People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
* Comfortable shoes!
* Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
* Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
* Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
* One mood, all the time.
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I'd take being a girl anytime, anyday.
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u forgot mandatory NS
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walao, u tok as if guys are all perv liddat
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phoebie you are back
long time never see you -
I like thoseOriginally posted by Phoebie:Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
* Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
* Your orgasms are real......always.
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can be president.
* Foreplay is optional.
* You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
* The world is your urinal!
* You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
* Same work... more pay!
* Wrinkles and gray hair add character.
* Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
* If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
* People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
* Comfortable shoes!
* Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
* Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
* Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
* One mood, all the time.
anyway WELCOME BACK PHOEBIE -
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True, I like my comfy shoes!
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Phoebie, u r back. Miss u
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lol this one is funny
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y so?Originally posted by dragg:it is better to be a woman in this modern era. -
jus to share,
i posted something similar to this one mth ago
http://sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=220056 -
Originally posted by alfagal:Men Are Just Happier People--
> What do you expect from such simple creatures?
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> Your last name stays put.
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> The garage is all yours.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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> Chocolate is just another snack.
> You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
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> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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> You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
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> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> The world is your urinal.
> You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one
> is just too icky.
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> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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> Same work, more pay.
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> Wrinkles add character.
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> Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
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> People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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> One mood all the time..
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> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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> You know stuff about tanks.
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> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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> You can open all your own jars.
> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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> If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
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> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
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> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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> You almost never have strap problems in public.
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> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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> Everything on your face stays its original color.
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> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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> You only have to shave your face and neck.
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> You can play with toys all your life.
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> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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> One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
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> You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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> You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
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> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
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> No wonder men are happier. -
Originally posted by BenBenDeZhu:phoebie you are back long time never see you
Miss You all tooOriginally posted by viewquek:Phoebie, u r back. Miss u -
why you go dig this three months' threadOriginally posted by gigabyte14:walao, u tok as if guys are all perv liddat
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Yawn.......... Tell us something we dun oredi know mah.....
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Also every month don't need "KOTEX".!!
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LOL NICE!!Originally posted by veron soh:Also every month don't need "KOTEX".!!