Rating your girl or wife
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Would you like to rate your wife or girlfriend?
Here goes. Y=Yes, N=No
1. Gives blowjobs. Y=1 point; N= -1 point
2. Allows you to cum in her mouth. Y=2 points; N=0 points
3. Shaves or waxes her armpits. Y=0 points; N= -2 points
4. Shaves or waxes her pussy. Y= 2 points; N=0 points
5. Wears sexy underwear. Y= 1 point; N= 0 points
6. Sometimes does not wear underwear. Y= 3 points; N= 0 points
7. Pays for outings or meals occasionally. Y= 1 point; N= -1 point
8. Pays for everything. Y= 3 points; N= 0 points
9. Interested in having or has already had a threesome. Y= 2 points; N= 0 points
10. The 3rd party was or will be a guy. Y= -2 points; N= 0 points
Scoring:
More than 12 points: She's one cool yet hot mama! Hang on to her...............
7 to 12 points: Hang on, but look around..................
1 to 6 points: Follow up on that downblouse shown by your colleague to you yesterday!
0 or less: You may be better off with your trusty right hand and porn VCDs.
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Rate your gf or wife? like rating a pro?
So they are pros to you?
How about let's rate your mom and sisters?
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kindly fark off...Originally posted by maggot:Rate your gf or wife? like rating a pro?
So they are pros to you?
How about let's rate your mom and sisters? -
Let's make a movie on you farking your whole family and post the video on youtubeOriginally posted by Texcoco II:kindly fark off... -
how can u rate ur partner?
how bout ur partner rate u too?
1. Gives cunnilingus. Y=1 point; N= -1 point
2. gives massages. Y=2 points; N=0 points
3. body odor. Y=0 points; N= -2 points
4. makes bfast for u. Y= 2 points; N=0 points
5. cuddles after sex Y= 1 point; N= 0 points
6. introduces u to parents. Y= 3 points; N= 0 points
7. send u home EVERYTIME. Y= 1 point; N= -1 point
8. Pays for everything. Y= 3 points; N= 0 points
9. will never entertain thoughts of having anyone else have any intimate time with u. Y= 2 points; N= 0 points
10. asks for sex from u even when u alr say u have no mood. Y= -2 points; N= 0 points
Scoring:
More than 12 points: He/She is great!
7 to 12 points: He/she is not so great.
1 to 6 points
on't settle for someone like him/her.
0 or less: PLease dump him/her right now. -
Maybe we'll try rating ur wife before I take her, will post in tok-kongOriginally posted by maggot:Let's make a movie on you farking your whole family and post the video on youtube
But hor...mus subject to the scores first wor... -
rate ur lj lah.
knn..
For goodness' sake.
What's the point of knowing ratings anyway. -
Damn sohai....
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wah lau...i not selfish one loh...i didn't rate just for my lj..i rate for ij(s) one loh....Originally posted by missqi:rate ur lj lah.
knn..
For goodness' sake.
What's the point of knowing ratings anyway. -
did you type all those above? erm, u wasted ur effort coz no one seems to be interested. I feel sorry for u.Originally posted by Texcoco II:Would you like to rate your wife or girlfriend?
Here goes. Y=Yes, N=No
1. Gives blowjobs. Y=1 point; N= -1 point
2. Allows you to cum in her mouth. Y=2 points; N=0 points
3. Shaves or waxes her armpits. Y=0 points; N= -2 points
4. Shaves or waxes her pussy. Y= 2 points; N=0 points
5. Wears sexy underwear. Y= 1 point; N= 0 points
6. Sometimes does not wear underwear. Y= 3 points; N= 0 points
7. Pays for outings or meals occasionally. Y= 1 point; N= -1 point
8. Pays for everything. Y= 3 points; N= 0 points
9. Interested in having or has already had a threesome. Y= 2 points; N= 0 points
10. The 3rd party was or will be a guy. Y= -2 points; N= 0 points
Scoring:
More than 12 points: She's one cool yet hot mama! Hang on to her...............
7 to 12 points: Hang on, but look around..................
1 to 6 points: Follow up on that downblouse shown by your colleague to you yesterday!
0 or less: You may be better off with your trusty right hand and porn VCDs. -
kindly i request for +1 please
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You like body odor issit..Originally posted by missqi:3. body odor. Y=0 points; N= -2 points -
CUM in MOUTH should give 10 points la
normally Threesom.. the chick would wanna do it with her good friend..which si good for me..cause that will be 2 chicks for me.
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cum in face 5Originally posted by BadzMaro:CUM in MOUTH should give 10 points la
normally Threesom.. the chick would wanna do it with her good friend..which si good for me..cause that will be 2 chicks for me.
cum in mouth 10
cum in mouth and eats it 15
cum in mouth, eats it and licks everything clean 30 -
yeah man..Originally posted by alexkusu:cum in face 5
cum in mouth 10
cum in mouth and eats it 15
cum in mouth, eats it and licks everything clean 30
normally.. cum in mouth they tend to wanna puke..he he.. but like i said..practice makes perfect. -
drink more pineapple juice thenOriginally posted by BadzMaro:yeah man..
normally.. cum in mouth they tend to wanna puke..he he.. but like i said..practice makes perfect. -
its better if juices.. true... so that it has more fruity flavour... mmm.. but gotta cut down on the meat stuff though..or taste very thick..Originally posted by alexkusu:drink more pineapple juice then -
yuck, u taste b4 ah..Originally posted by BadzMaro:its better if juices.. true... so that it has more fruity flavour... mmm.. but gotta cut down on the meat stuff though..or taste very thick..
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Wad's there to rate?
You rate gals before they become your gf/wife.
Once she has been appointed, you dun rate anymore.
Rate like dat. Dun rate oso like dat......... -
no la.. girls tell me de.. those that tasted the good stuff.Originally posted by alexkusu:yuck, u taste b4 ah..
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To be a good wife need no rating..