` da birds & da bees.. =.=

• NiSM0gaL

  1 Oct 06, 02:36

  how old were u whn u first learnt smth more indepth bout how our bodies work?
  
  i wuz quite foolish bout such things until sec 1.. lols! cuz its' a gal sch lor.. and umm i learn alot of things from muh jiejies.. rofl.
  
  yah so tts me.. wat about u? $.$
• Rejected

  1 Oct 06, 02:41

  xinyi, is that you?
• Herzog_Zwei

  1 Oct 06, 02:42

  Originally posted by NiSM0gaL:

  how old were u whn u first learnt smth more indepth bout how our bodies work?
  
  i wuz quite foolish bout such things until sec 1.. lols! cuz its' a gal sch lor.. and umm i learn alot of things from muh jiejies.. rofl.
  
  yah so tts me.. wat about u? $.$

  Ahem... I got a worse story... I got a buddy whose ex-gf now wife took him home to show her mother and ask her mother whether the boy is edible.... (
  "he tastes sweet leh")
  End up, they become hubby and wife...
• nightzip

  1 Oct 06, 02:48

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  Ahem... I got a worse story... I got a buddy whose ex-gf now wife took him home to show her mother and ask her mother whether the boy is edible.... (
  "he tastes sweet leh")
  End up, they become hubby and wife...

  uh...the mother and him become hubby and wife or the ex-gf and him become hubby and wife?
• NiSM0gaL

  1 Oct 06, 02:58

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  Ahem... I got a worse story... I got a buddy whose ex-gf now wife took him home to show her mother and ask her mother whether the boy is edible.... (
  "he tastes sweet leh")
  End up, they become hubby and wife...

  edible? lols!
  
  >.<
• Herzog_Zwei

  1 Oct 06, 04:17

  Originally posted by nightzip:

  uh...the mother and him become hubby and wife or the ex-gf and him become hubby and wife?

  the daughter and her boyfren mah...
• Lord_Of_Hayan

  1 Oct 06, 10:16

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  Ahem... I got a worse story... I got a buddy whose ex-gf now wife took him home to show her mother and ask her mother whether the boy is edible.... (
  "he tastes sweet leh")
  End up, they become hubby and wife...

  Cannibal.
• Herzog_Zwei

  1 Oct 06, 15:09

  Originally posted by Lord_Of_Hayan:

  Cannibal.

  He said he love her, hate her but cannot live without her...
• ne0matrix

  1 Oct 06, 16:05

  I found my father's playboy magazine.
• Urroh

  4 Oct 06, 15:35

  Thru SGforums..
• de_middle

  4 Oct 06, 16:22

  Originally posted by Rejected:

  xinyi, is that you?

  erm, u mean the goth girl got banned again ar
• Ito_^

  4 Oct 06, 16:25

  Originally posted by de_middle:

  erm, u mean the goth girl got banned again ar

  wols.
  
  anyways..
  
  arr..
  
  when i surfed da internet after my dad got me a comp when i was in primary 6.
  
  FREE PORN!! LONG LIVE THE INTERNET!!
  
  see see look look only la.
  
  nothing more.
• kalangkabo

  4 Oct 06, 16:39

  s3x education from some camp the school sent us to... (sec 2)
  before that only bits and pieces and hint hint here, hint hint there from classmates who thought they knew everything abt s3x
  
  anywayz... what have the birds and the bees got to do with S3X?
  away hear ppl refer to it as "the birds and the bees",
  but really don't understand how are they even remotely related to the act or resemble the parts of human anatomy that is required to perform the act!
  
  can someone teach me about the birds & the bees?
  
  (seriously)
• alexkusu

  4 Oct 06, 16:51

  My school nurse raped me
• <Precious>

  4 Oct 06, 22:06

  No lah, how can mother + daughter be cannibals coz if they are, the guy bo choon liao. They just nibble and taste his kkj oni.....Yum! Slurp!
• JennTS

  4 Oct 06, 22:13

  Originally posted by NiSM0gaL:

  how old were u whn u first learnt smth more indepth bout how our bodies work?
  
  i wuz quite foolish bout such things until sec 1.. lols! cuz its' a gal sch lor.. and umm i learn alot of things from muh jiejies.. rofl.
  
  yah so tts me.. wat about u? $.$

  My sister told me when I was 10, and she was 12. We were walking home from the Bishan Swimming Complex.
• shandower

  5 Oct 06, 08:52

  I was taught by a much more experienced hot chick.
• NDU

  6 Oct 06, 12:22

  Originally posted by NiSM0gaL:

  how old were u whn u first learnt smth more indepth bout how our bodies work?
  
  i wuz quite foolish bout such things until sec 1.. lols! cuz its' a gal sch lor.. and umm i learn alot of things from muh jiejies.. rofl.
  
  yah so tts me.. wat about u? $.$

  Hi
  If yoz wanna Knos or ask sm kuestion, Plz type properlily, as i god problemssssss readin it and if i cantz read it, i will startz to answer yoz with the wei you typez.
  not forgettin, if you cantz type well, then SHUT UP
  and yap, tts me, kekkekeek me toos learn frm my gege
  $$
  with Luv
  NDU
• NDU

  6 Oct 06, 12:24

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  My school nurse raped me

  shi.t!!!! did u manage to rape her back????
• fudgester

  6 Oct 06, 12:25

  Hi, xinyi.
  
  Nice clone you have.