I had sex with a vitamin bottle...

• SixSentinels

  9 Oct 06, 08:53

  Last night, I found a nice thing I could fit my big, thick, dick in, it's called 'Centrum - Balanced Formula'. So I poured out all the vitamin pills, then inserted my dick inside the bottle...it fit! Slowly I slid my dick in and out as it grew bigger and more erect. Shivers of orgasmic pleasure ran up and down my spine and my body shuddered as a powerful wave of force ripped through my mind. I heard a loud 'squirt' as I shot copious amounts of hot, white, thick cum into the warm confines of my vitamin bottle.
• Ito_^

  9 Oct 06, 08:55

  do u feel healthier doing dat?
• shade343

  9 Oct 06, 08:58

  Next time try a GNC Vitamin 500 bottle. The edges of the bottle are rimmed. Perfect for providing extra oomph.
• SixSentinels

  9 Oct 06, 09:34

  Originally posted by shade343:

  Next time try a GNC Vitamin 500 bottle. The edges of the bottle are rimmed. Perfect for providing extra oomph.

  next im gonna have sex with a water bottle i bought in taiwan
• FireIce

  9 Oct 06, 10:06

  try coke pet bottle lah
• <Precious>

  9 Oct 06, 10:15

  PATHETIC..........!!!
• molgax

  9 Oct 06, 12:23

  and the point is ......
  
  " drum roll-ing "
  
  " crash "
  
  ah hahaha erm LA-MAO
• anhydrouscoppersulphate

  9 Oct 06, 12:47

  huh pathetic you have to do with a vitamin bottle while im enjoying the real thing
• Darkness_hacker99

  9 Oct 06, 16:34

  I usually pet with the catus plant in my living room. sooo horny.
• BlUe G@rF|eLd

  9 Oct 06, 16:40

  try eat up all the vitamin pills 1 shot, and then do with the bottle. U will feel more high!
• JJxJJ

  9 Oct 06, 16:41

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  try coke pet bottle lah

  siao.. the hole so small
• Gackt247

  9 Oct 06, 16:42

  Did u put back the vitamin pills? The combination is potent.. remember the secret.. YOU SWALLOW.
• SixSentinels

  9 Oct 06, 18:04

  Originally posted by Gackt247:

  Did u put back the vitamin pills? The combination is potent.. remember the secret.. YOU SWALLOW.

  juz now i got the shock of my life when i realized i couldn't pull my dick out of the bottle, coz when erect the dickhead become bigger and block the entrance...then i want to deflate my dick also cannot...but luckily i pulled as hard as i could then it came out
• Vonderful

  9 Oct 06, 18:09

  
  U used the 30 tablets one right? (2cm diameter)
• ^spidee^

  9 Oct 06, 18:16

  You intend to marry it?
• SixSentinels

  9 Oct 06, 18:21

  Originally posted by Vonderful:

  U used the 30 tablets one right? (2cm diameter)

  lol siao where got so small one? my dick cannot fit in that size...
• printer

  9 Oct 06, 18:37

  ..........you're lame
• Vonderful

  9 Oct 06, 18:41

  Originally posted by printer:

  ..........you're lame

  
  
  Don't insult the lamers...
  
  Lamers crap, but they don't lie....
• R3SsH|n

  9 Oct 06, 18:43

  wait till your dad sees this...
• printer

  9 Oct 06, 21:21

  desperate.....
• OO_OO_OO

  9 Oct 06, 21:23

  asides from a girls parts, the only other thing i'd trust my privates with is my own hands.
• dork3d

  9 Oct 06, 21:24

  You should try with a kerosene bottle...
• monoslayer

  9 Oct 06, 21:28

  Originally posted by SixSentinels:

  juz now i got the shock of my life when i realized i couldn't pull my dick out of the bottle, coz when erect the dickhead become bigger and block the entrance...then i want to deflate my dick also cannot...but luckily i pulled as hard as i could then it came out

  
• amortifiedpenguin

  10 Oct 06, 01:14

  This is what i gathered so far from here-
  
  Instructions
  
  1. buy bottle of vitamins
  2. consume vitamins
  3. use
  4. beware of undeflatables
  5. swallow
  6. dunk your real head into a toilet bowl and flush it ten times. <--enhances brain development.
  
  (we are not responsible if you drown with each head in its own happy hole)
• skid

  10 Oct 06, 01:25