how to prevent erections in the morning.
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dont worrie, this was the problem i USED to haveOriginally posted by Stooky:when wake up then wanna go toilet urine, d1ck is erected. then if urine, the urine will kenna the wall n floor den mother will scold.
so how?
i can share with you and i put my head on the chopping board if your problem cant solve within 3 weeks
first of all, u gonna get these item ready b4 we can go any further.....
1. prepare 3 cup and each of them must be able to hold 350ml of H2o
2. 250g of ice
3. hot water (not warm water!!! must be just boiled)
4. 2 tea spoon of salt
5. some red ribbon- 80mm length
6. milo and some sugar
ok, once everything is ready....
1. get one of the cup (cup 1) and fill with HOT WATER
2. the 2nd cup (cup 2) fill with ice and salt
3. start IN SERTING ur kuku in the cup 1 water for 15min
4. then withdraw ut kuku from the warm water and put it into cup 2 - 2 min
5. repeat step 1, 2, 3 and 4 for 3 time!! (non stop, if not its not going to work!!)
6. preare a cup of milo (cup 3) and standy to drink
7. before you drink it, ur left hand gonna HOLD ur kuku and use ur RIGHT hand to hold your milo (cup 3)
8. by the count of 3... FINISH THE WHOLE CUP OF MILO.
9. ok... FINISH LIAO... BUT... JUST BEFORE YOU GO TO BED... YOU HAVE TO USE THE RED RIBBON TO TIE IT AROUND UR KUKU.
ok... follow those steps and within 3 weeks... ur problem will solve dont have to thanks me
cheers
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Some males wake up with an erection and some don't. Either way, both are completely normal. Studies have shown that men have several erections and arousal periods while in the dreaming phase of sleep called Rapid Eye Movement (REM). Women also experience an arousal response, but it is not marked as easily as an erection is. Also, males are known to have wet dreams (ejaculate) in their sleep and females are known to experience orgasms.Originally posted by Stooky:when wake up then wanna go toilet urine, d1ck is erected. then if urine, the urine will kenna the wall n floor den mother will scold.
so how?
Why this happens in males and females is unknown. Many doctors believe that this may be the body's way of checking itself. -
Originally posted by NDU:dont worrie, this was the problem i USED to have
i can share with you and i put my head on the chopping board if your problem cant solve within 3 weeks
first of all, u gonna get these item ready b4 we can go any further.....
1. prepare 3 cup and each of them must be able to hold 350ml of H2o
2. 250g of ice
3. hot water (not warm water!!! must be just boiled)
4. 2 tea spoon of salt
5. some red ribbon- 80mm length
6. milo and some sugar
ok, once everything is ready....
1. get one of the cup (cup 1) and fill with HOT WATER
2. the 2nd cup (cup 2) fill with ice and salt
3. start IN SERTING ur kuku in the cup 1 water for 15min
4. then withdraw ut kuku from the warm water and put it into cup 2 - 2 min
5. repeat step 1, 2, 3 and 4 for 3 time!! (non stop, if not its not going to work!!)
6. preare a cup of milo (cup 3) and standy to drink
7. before you drink it, ur left hand gonna HOLD ur kuku and use ur RIGHT hand to hold your milo (cup 3)
8. by the count of 3... FINISH THE WHOLE CUP OF MILO.
9. ok... FINISH LIAO... BUT... JUST BEFORE YOU GO TO BED... YOU HAVE TO USE THE RED RIBBON TO TIE IT AROUND UR KUKU.
ok... follow those steps and within 3 weeks... ur problem will solve dont have to thanks me
cheers
6.
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last my i wet dream ( still young like pri 6 ) wtf i ask my mother wtf my penis wet my mother say urine = . = ? all slimy leh lolz = = damn embarrasing
but now during day also have XD -
ha.. I think you have either one or all three problems with ur little brother.. here it is:Originally posted by ProJumper:last my i wet dream ( still young like pri 6 ) wtf i ask my mother wtf my penis wet my mother say urine = . = ? all slimy leh lolz = = damn embarrasing
but now during day also have XD
(a) u have high sex drive.
(b) u have pre-ejaculatory problem
(c) u never play with urself for many days liaox, so the body needs to get rid of some, so it ejaculate loh, which results in wet dream! -
user problem.Originally posted by Stooky:when wake up then wanna go toilet urine, d1ck is erected. then if urine, the urine will kenna the wall n floor den mother will scold.
so how? -
cut it out! cut it out!
yi liao bai liao! -
Originally posted by monoslayer:user problem.
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Stop posting in Bar ever again.
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wtf...Originally posted by shandower:Stop posting in Bar ever again. 
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don't go to sleep.
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Cut off your balls.. sure wont have erections. or better, get a gf or wife to suk you off every night.
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Originally posted by Urroh:
nice 1...
[b]Cut off your balls.. sure wont have erections. or better, get a gf or wife to suk you off every night. [/b]
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Originally posted by SGpork:
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My BF also got this problem. But whenever I stay over I make sure I make full use of it.
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dont drink too much the night before as too much water presses the bladder against the ?????????? which causes morning erections
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i also got tis problem too, can help me?Originally posted by Quinsy:My BF also got this problem. But whenever I stay over I make sure I make full use of it. -
LOL!Originally posted by 798:i also got tis problem too, can help me? -
Simple Solution:
Get a bottle or a jug big enough to fit your thing in and pee in it!
Hint: You might want to hold the bottle/jug close to your thing so it doesn't spray everywhere.
Your Mum will then love you for it!