what if ur gf...
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lets say u met this hot babe with perfect hourglass slim figure n C cup boobs... n u have been dating for 2 months n became very close.
then u wanna have sex with her, but den she says she will only do so if u loose some weight n go on a serious workout until u have the body n muscles of vincent ng or a bodybuilder....that means must have big muscles n chest muscles n 6 pecs on the abs...
so what u gonna do? listen to her n eat healthy n workout at the gym everyday? or just dun have sex with her? or scold her n argue with her n perhaps breakup? or what? -
spike the drinks and ...*ahem*...
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you're fat
we know
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*ahem* first of all dont even try to play
the "what if" game in sgf. -
By the time u get the 'Vincent Ng' body..she attached to other guys liao.
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what IF my gf like that ?
ahem then IF so i will have vincent's ng body ;p
then can le -
rape herOriginally posted by Stooky:lets say u met this hot babe with perfect hourglass slim figure n C cup boobs... n u have been dating for 2 months n became very close.
then u wanna have sex with her, but den she says she will only do so if u loose some weight n go on a serious workout until u have the body n muscles of vincent ng or a bodybuilder....that means must have big muscles n chest muscles n 6 pecs on the abs...
so what u gonna do? listen to her n eat healthy n workout at the gym everyday? or just dun have sex with her? or scold her n argue with her n perhaps breakup? or what? -
come on thats just an excuse. Working out will require months or years to get vincent ng that body. She's scheming alright.
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You can workout to become like that; but in the meantime let me "take care" of your gf aight?Originally posted by Stooky:lets say u met this hot babe with perfect hourglass slim figure n C cup boobs... n u have been dating for 2 months n became very close.
then u wanna have sex with her, but den she says she will only do so if u loose some weight n go on a serious workout until u have the body n muscles of vincent ng or a bodybuilder....that means must have big muscles n chest muscles n 6 pecs on the abs...
so what u gonna do? listen to her n eat healthy n workout at the gym everyday? or just dun have sex with her? or scold her n argue with her n perhaps breakup? or what? -
yeah.. sekali she's attached to the REAL Vincent Ng!Originally posted by Patrik:By the time u get the 'Vincent Ng' body..she attached to other guys liao. -
at the very least also need like 2 mths, and that's if ur like 16 years old and still growingOriginally posted by cockaholic:come on thats just an excuse. Working out will require months or years to get vincent ng that body. She's scheming alright. -
tis is a good way to motivate me, hell ya, i will do it for anything more than C!
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When you got the Vincent Ng Body,she might break up with you,but with that body you can also get other girls easily am i right?
if she really loves you,why is she looking at your looks -
Easy lah... When making it out with her, give her a picture of Vincent Ng half naked showing his six pecks to look at while you bomb the base and attacking the boobies...
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such a romantic way of putting itOriginally posted by dork3d:........... bomb the base and attacking the boobies... -
when u sex with her jus cover your head with plastic bag.
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But body still doesn't have the six pecks lah...Originally posted by FBI:when u sex with her jus cover your head with plastic bag. -
When I finally get a gf, she will never request that of me. -
well if she does, u can give her up. cos u can NEVER get such a bodyOriginally posted by missqi:
When I finally get a gf, she will never request that of me. -
ROFLMAOOriginally posted by beavan:well if she does, u can give her up. cos u can NEVER get such a body -
then cover your body with gummy sack..Originally posted by dork3d:But body still doesn't have the six pecks lah... -
INSTANT BREAK OFF !
Love is not about materialism...But about loving someone for who he is or who she is...
If like tat so materialistic...Ask her go find a hunky gigglo... -
Originally posted by Stooky:lets say u met this hot babe with perfect hourglass slim figure n C cup boobs... n u have been dating for 2 months n became very close.
then u wanna have sex with her, but den she says she will only do so if u loose some weight n go on a serious workout until u have the body n muscles of vincent ng or a bodybuilder....that means must have big muscles n chest muscles n 6 pecs on the abs...
so what u gonna do? listen to her n eat healthy n workout at the gym everyday? or just dun have sex with her? or scold her n argue with her n perhaps breakup? or what?
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This thread fails to amuse.