The man who has three girlfriends
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There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs. -
u singapore?
posting dirty jokes at this time? anyway, good one keep it coming. -
Still very energetic cannot sleep leh, got some other jokes I put in Jokes ForumOriginally posted by saline:u singapore? posting dirty jokes at this time? anyway, good one keep it coming. -
this time?! nvm.. me keep u company...
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Originally posted by saline:this time?! nvm.. me keep u company...
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seriously deserves a +1
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in the end HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i hate typical guys!Originally posted by Phoebie:There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.
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means the 1st one right?
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can be 2nd one or 3rd one also.Originally posted by sand king:means the 1st one right?
men dun care how women treat them as long can who has the biggest can liao. -
do u know there is a Jokes Forum?
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these a bit RA thus I post them hereOriginally posted by FireIce:do u know there is a Jokes Forum? -
That's a good one!!
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Hanor.. not for innocent boi boi like me..Originally posted by Phoebie:these a bit RA thus I post them here -
i tot u also love big boobs?Originally posted by 798:i hate typical guys! -
Originally posted by Gackt247:Hanor.. not for innocent boi boi like me..
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not really funny,if a fat ugly girl has the biggest boobs u still want meh?
a typical guy dun go for just boobs,its the whole package that counts. -
Originally posted by browniebaobao:i tot u also love big boobs?
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try to keep many of ur jokes in one thread as possible.Originally posted by Phoebie:these a bit RA thus I post them here 
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798 dun go for big.. he goes for biggest..Originally posted by browniebaobao:i tot u also love big boobs?
N he loves Andy Lau..