Smart Guy?
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Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class,but she belonged to someone else.One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said IÂ’ll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you,but the girl said NO.Johnny said IÂ’ll be fast, IÂ’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,IÂ’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,he wonÂ’t even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.30 mins goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend 2 call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!!
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very very old joke
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very funny .keep on posting -
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lol. read this joke.. a similar one eons ago.
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not smart the dumbass overpaid for sex,gl is cheaper
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Wah 45min still haven't cum ar?
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A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Kuala
Lumpur. Before she left, her mother gave her
some advice.
"Daughter, when you're in KL and if you're looking
for a match there, you must take note of the
following the requirements Mother set for you. You
must find a man that is 'faithful', not 'spendthrift'
and must be a "virgin".
With this advise from her mother, the girl went to
Town. After some months later, she came home
to her kampung to get her mother's blessings to
marry.
"Mother, I've met my match following your
instructions. My future husband is faithful because
when ! we went out for a holiday one day, he took
care of me specifically even though there were so
many prettier girls around. Isn't that being
faithful?".
Her mother nodded in agreement.
"Then, since the day was getting late in the night
and rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that
we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested
that in order not to spend too much, we shared
one room only. Isn't he not spendthrift guy?"
For the second time her mother nodded her head
in agreement, but with a little concern.
"And finally mum... , I know he is a virgin".
"How did you know he is still a virgin?" The
mother asked with repidition.
"Ermm... .his 'that one' is new... ... still wrapped up
in plastic,mum!!"
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I lol-ed!
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nice one
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ha ha ha funny
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Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:Wah 45min still haven't cum ar?
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That a great joke..
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haha