why is my dick crooked?

• robin818

  5 Nov 06, 01:51

  like slant a bit de.. and it have a lot of vein.. is it meaning its powerful?
• missqi

  5 Nov 06, 01:52

  Horhor.
  You got penile cancer.
  Come, come, I help you cut it off, for free.
  Ai mai.
• robin818

  5 Nov 06, 01:56

  Originally posted by missqi:

  Horhor.
  You got penile cancer.
  Come, come, I help you cut it off, for free.
  Ai mai.

  cut the hair only can?
  
  after that help mi wash also..
• Patrik

  5 Nov 06, 01:57

  Originally posted by missqi:

  Horhor.
  You got penile cancer.
  Come, come, I help you cut it off, for free.
  Ai mai.

  
• missqi

  5 Nov 06, 01:57

  Originally posted by robin818:

  cut the hair only can?
  
  after that help mi wash also..

  Cannot.
  Must zhan cao chu gen.
  Cut the entire phallus off.
  Wash?
  Sure.
  Me will help you wash all the blood off with hydrochloric acid.
  
• robin818

  5 Nov 06, 01:59

  Originally posted by missqi:

  Cannot.
  Must zhan cao chu gen.
  Cut the entire phallus off.
  Wash?
  Sure.
  Me will help you wash all the blood off with hydrochloric acid.
  

  evil bich.. then i snip off your oyster can?
• missqi

  5 Nov 06, 02:00

  Originally posted by robin818:

  evil bich.. then i snip off your oyster can?

  sure.
  Try snipping it off.
  The only things you can snip off is my labia..
  HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
  
• SGpork

  5 Nov 06, 02:02

  
• missqi

  5 Nov 06, 02:04

  
• robin818

  5 Nov 06, 02:04

  Originally posted by missqi:

  sure.
  Try snipping it off.
  The only things you can snip off is my labia..
  HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
  

  why?.. cos u dun have?
• used

  5 Nov 06, 02:05

  yucks!
• Gackt247

  5 Nov 06, 02:08

  Amen.
  
  *Gacky shivers in fear n turns ghostly pale.*
• robin818

  5 Nov 06, 02:08

  Originally posted by missqi:

  

  cb.. u show pic only no use.. sure bo ji to do
  
  talk only so wat?
• missqi

  5 Nov 06, 02:11

  Originally posted by robin818:

  cb.. u show pic only no use.. sure bo ji to do
  
  talk only so wat?

  
  I don't dare nvm...
  Got tonnes of people willing to cut off a penis in this world.
  
  I'm sure gacky knows who I'm talking about.
  MUAHAHAHAHHAA
• Gackt247

  5 Nov 06, 02:15

  Originally posted by missqi:

  
  I don't dare nvm...
  Got tonnes of people willing to cut off a penis in this world.
  
  I'm sure gacky knows who I'm talking about.
  MUAHAHAHAHHAA

  *Gacky holds a cross n pray*
  
  Mother Maria... Oh my god.. Amen..
• Phoebie

  5 Nov 06, 03:27

  Originally posted by robin818:

  like slant a bit de.. and it have a lot of vein.. is it meaning its powerful?

  maybe the underwear you wear is too tight or just nice.. I notice when a guy wear his underwear, his dick is curved upwards underneath lots of veins maybe also mean the blood circulation in your dick is not really smooth, or your dick stands too much or maybe another reason that cause both of the mentioned is that you wanked too much
• -[0]-

  5 Nov 06, 03:59

  Originally posted by Phoebie:

  maybe the underwear you wear is too tight or just nice.. I notice when a guy wear his underwear, his dick is curved upwards underneath lots of veins maybe also mean the blood circulation in your dick is not really smooth, or your dick stands too much or maybe another reason that cause both of the mentioned is that you wanked too much

  
  ROFLOL...
• Darkness_hacker99

  5 Nov 06, 05:58

  X1
  
• Bontakun

  5 Nov 06, 08:45

  Here comes the Crimson Chin~~~!!!
• Stooky

  5 Nov 06, 09:03

  Originally posted by Phoebie:

  maybe the underwear you wear is too tight or just nice.. I notice when a guy wear his underwear, his dick is curved upwards underneath lots of veins maybe also mean the blood circulation in your dick is not really smooth, or your dick stands too much or maybe another reason that cause both of the mentioned is that you wanked too much

  which guy u look at?
• <Precious>

  5 Nov 06, 09:55

  The answer is right up there in your mind. If your mind is crooked, so will your brother............
• Impact Player

  5 Nov 06, 12:58

  thats what you get for parking your dick sideways.
• Urroh

  5 Nov 06, 18:07

  omg..
• shandower

  7 Nov 06, 09:19

  Coz you suck at life.
• striderz_o405

  7 Nov 06, 10:19

  because you are not straight, you are GAY!
  
  That's why no straight dick for you