5 reasons the penis needs a raise!!
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1) It works at great depths.
2) It plunges head first into everything.
3) It works in a damp enviroment with poor ventilation.
4) It works extra harder on weekends.
5) It's work exposes it to contagious diseases.
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My contributions:Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:1) It works at great depths.
2) It plunges head first into everything.
3) It works in a damp enviroment with poor ventilation.
4) It works extra harder on weekends.
5) It's work exposes it to contagious diseases.
It doesn't take the soft approach.
It gets tough and hard when necessary actions required to be done. -
..... It likes it when it is in control, and sometimes it shows no mercyOriginally posted by dork3d:My contributions:
It doesn't take the soft approach.
It gets tough and hard when necessary actions required to be done.
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I dun think it need a raise cos...
it vomits everytime it gets excited.
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It go where no body went before.. A true explorer.
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aiya, circumsized penis also la k!Originally posted by mhcampboy:
*pat pat*
dun feel left out
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..... It does..Cos the stuffs it throw out is good stuffs. It certainly need a raise to buy more supplements to top it up.Originally posted by NUS_Superst@r:I dun think it need a raise cos...
it vomits everytime it gets excited. -
..... Just liked Christopher Columbus the great explorerOriginally posted by Urroh:It go where no body went before.. A true explorer. -
..... Yours not require a raise?Originally posted by mhcampboy: 
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in singapore it should have a pay cut because it has hardly much to do most of the time.Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:1) It works at great depths.
2) It plunges head first into everything.
3) It works in a damp enviroment with poor ventilation.
4) It works extra harder on weekends.
5) It's work exposes it to contagious diseases.
singapore ranked very low in the se x survey.
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But judging from our forum, Wankers abuse their dicks everyday. Should get more O/T Pay.Originally posted by dragg:in singapore it should have a pay cut because it has hardly much to do most of the time.
singapore ranked very low in the se x survey. -
haha. i think a lot ot for every abusers hereOriginally posted by Urroh:But judging from our forum, Wankers abuse their dicks everyday. Should get more O/T Pay. -
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You'll retire well before reaching 65.
You're unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the
day's work.
And, finally, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the
workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management -
The boss strangles it all the time.
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Dear Management,Originally posted by mochou:Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You'll retire well before reaching 65.
You're unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the
day's work.
And, finally, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the
workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
Your rejection was unwarranted. We work in flexible and irregular hours. Most of the time we work undercover, due to the sensivities of our job. Your hints and allegations prove that you are not attune to the contribution of penis to the society. Well, accidence do occured, we make mistake, we are human too, we have feeling. We can even work till the 70's or 80's of age if we keep ourself fit and healthy. Pardon me to say this, if you have a dick you will understand. Dick don't tell lie. Dick should be given a metal for the act of courage and not shit from you people. This management suxx!! I shall send you my resignation letter shortly.
Yours Dickity
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Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:Dear Management,
Your rejection was unwarranted. We work in flexible and irregular hours. Most of the time we work undercover, due to the sensivities of our job. Your hints and allegations prove that you are not attune to the contribution of penis to the society. Well, accidence do occured, we make mistake, we are human too, we have feeling. We can even work till the 70's or 80's of age if we keep ourself fit and healthy. Pardon me to say this, if you have a dick you will understand. Dick don't tell lie. Dick should be given a metal for the act of courage and not shit from you people. This management suxx!! I shall send you my resignation letter shortly.
Yours Dickity
Penis
if resign already.. do what? Grow fat from watching tv everyday? -
..... Look for a better offerOriginally posted by Urroh:
if resign already.. do what? Grow fat from watching tv everyday? -
And when a woman gets angry it will be hit first