FU CKING A GIRL WITH A BRINJAL AND LUBE

• neverendingtrauma

  11 Jan 07, 19:50

  its the girls' favorite vege to fu ck
  
  they say its softer than carrots, choose 1 that is not so fat and slightly curved upwards. i tried with fatter ones and its amazing how much wider a tight pus sy with no visible hole can stretch. scared it get permanently looser tho.
  
  after taking out the brinjal after we fu cked a pus sy hard and deep with it, i saw it got squeezed a lil thinner by the hot pus sy and there are lines at the end and the color quite changed to brown and darker
  
  

  Originally posted by R3SsH|n:
  u mean the girls rather fu[b]ck with a brinjal than to fuck with you? [/b]

  nope. they say they rather fu ck me. but surely you try new stuff too. yours consist of cumming in agenda's eyes while sucking my dogs c0ck and stfu, mine consists of, well, my own dif stuff :]
  
  missiqi, thx for your dildo suggestions. yeah i know. you always bothered replying to my darn threads, even if just to . by the way i think you're cool and individualistic, you write well, albeit cynical and jaded like ive felt for years. you got a clever thinking mind, you see how things are, i hope that doesn't get you depressed, or split yourself to disassociate. you're special. (that doesnt mean i like you 1%, dont worry. i just speak honestly.)
• suss.adele

  11 Jan 07, 19:53

  good for you
• matrixeg

  11 Jan 07, 20:04

  next.
• used

  11 Jan 07, 20:05

  wats new
• hatemeifuwantto

  11 Jan 07, 20:09

  
• R3SsH|n

  11 Jan 07, 20:15

  u mean the girls rather fuck with a brinjal than to fuck with you?
• Agenda

  11 Jan 07, 20:16

  Originally posted by R3SsH|n:
  u mean the girls rather fu[b]ck with a brinjal than to fuck with you? [/b]

  
• Cool-gal

  11 Jan 07, 20:19

  Originally posted by R3SsH|n:
  u mean the girls rather fu[b]ck with a brinjal than to fuck with you? [/b]

  haahaa, good one!
• Mervyn>_<

  11 Jan 07, 21:03

  Lol
• missqi

  11 Jan 07, 21:05

  as i said...
  dont be a cheapskate..
  and use a vibrator cum dildo....
  u wont regret it.
  i understand u r so self-conscious that you have brinjal envy.
  
• cyrusv

  11 Jan 07, 21:15

  u girl? lol
• MrDeeJay

  11 Jan 07, 21:17

  Originally posted by R3SsH|n:
  u mean the girls rather fu[b]ck with a brinjal than to fuck with you? [/b]

  LOL
• neverendingtrauma

  12 Jan 07, 02:33

  sry i just wanted one thread in bar that wasn't bullshlT.
• Agenda

  12 Jan 07, 02:46

  Originally posted by neverendingtrauma:

  sry i just wanted one thread in bar that wasn't bullshlT.

  but you wear rags, your hair is obiang and your looks are horrible...
  
  are you sure you're shagging the right crowd of girls?
• neverendingtrauma

  12 Jan 07, 02:51

  did you check back? i said "that obviously wasnt my clothes, its not fashionable clothes, its standard new zealand horseriding clothes, so no one can comment about the dressing :] not that i expected you to know what horseriding is in your hopefully short lifetime."
  
  since you opposed that post, i guess it means you like wearing polka dot dresses, black or striped tights under your skirt, and anal beads and crowns around your neck and wrist. GTFO.
  
  anyways malice mizer was the first asian rock band i liked. i thought their old look was real nice.
• stan.

  12 Jan 07, 04:01

  so next time when you don't have time for your gf or wife, give her a brinjal & lube so she won't go out to fu*k around with another man.
• Urroh

  12 Jan 07, 11:19

  Originally posted by stan.:

  so next time when you don't have time for your gf or wife, give her a brinjal & lube so she won't go out to fu*k around with another man.

  
• 798

  12 Jan 07, 20:26

  Originally posted by stan.:

  so next time when you don't have time for your gf or wife, give her a brinjal & lube so she won't go out to fu*k around with another man.

  after dat, can cook n it also.
• neverendingtrauma

  13 Jan 07, 18:16

  no need cook after that, its already pressure cooked + steamed + slow cooked