my c0ck is very hard now

• Darkness_hacker99

  4 Feb 07, 03:51

  Originally posted by drumstick:

  Things to do when such things happen
  
  1) Take your slipper and whack at it like theres no tomorrow.
  
  2) Try asking your frens to jump and step at it.
  
  3) Dip it in kerosene and light it up on fire
  
  4) Take a hammer and whack at it.
  
  If all of the above does not help, kindly proceed to make an appointment with the butcher and cut it off. You will need a butcher to kill such a beast.
  
  

  
• RvnRooRon84

  4 Feb 07, 03:58

  Tell mummy lah..
  
  Maybe she can make it soft again...
• bboy188

  4 Feb 07, 04:14

  my c0ck is still very hard now le, i try to push it down but it spring back up like a ruler
• scabstermooch

  4 Feb 07, 04:28

  Originally posted by bboy188:

  my c0ck is still very hard now le, i try to push it down but it spring back up like a ruler

  Like one of these?
  
  
• rane

  4 Feb 07, 13:18

  Originally posted by bboy188:

  my c0ck is still very hard now le, i try to push it down but it spring back up like a ruler

  go burn it then it will save u the trouble of monitoring if it is still hard. U are seeking for attention rite, u are suffering from attention deficit is it!!!
• Chuichi Koshiramaru

  4 Feb 07, 13:19

  Originally posted by bboy188:

  my c0ck is still very hard now le, i try to push it down but it spring back up like a ruler

  Come, I karate chop it for you!
• leo-kun

  4 Feb 07, 13:21

  slice at 1cm per piece
• Mrunknown

  4 Feb 07, 20:15

  Originally posted by leo-kun:

  slice at 1cm per piece

  not enough? slice it 1 mm per piece
• rane

  4 Feb 07, 23:15

  Originally posted by leo-kun:

  slice at 1cm per piece

  after u slice with the knife/chopper - throw it away for u dunno if there is any HIV virus in the blood or not!!! ha ha!
• gigabyte14

  5 Feb 07, 00:37

  tell dem help u
  
  
• Chuichi Koshiramaru

  5 Feb 07, 00:41

  This guy can circumcise it specially for you!