TODAY IN THE LIFT

• forum_dude

  10 Feb 07, 15:55

  CUT SHORT STORY I WALKING TO BUSTOP SAW A BUSTY LADY WALKING TOWARDS LIFT KNN LIKE ALMOST BURST OYUT LEH QUITE TAN DUNNO MAID OR MILF OR CHIOBU BUT I JUZ HECK AND WALK TOWARDS HER SHE GIMME A CIM LOOK AND I INSRTANT HORNY COC K MARIKITA AND I OSO SHOOT BACK HORNY LOOK TO HER SHE POINT HER FINGER ASK ME COME IN LIFT ALTHOUGH I WANT GO HOME EAT LUNCH KNN RUIN MY LUNCH BREALK THIS MAKE SURE I WANT TO EXPLODE IN HER SO SHE CAN FEEL MY HOTNESS I GIVE HER TURBO IN THE LIFT AND SHE HAPPY SIA FINALLY I SHOOT INSIDE HER LIKE VOLCANO ERUPTING
• Patrik

  10 Feb 07, 15:59

  Turbo???
  
• yellow_monkey

  10 Feb 07, 16:00

  hahahahahahaha....
  
  not funny
• finoq

  10 Feb 07, 16:02

  haiz..still doesn't bring me a smile to my face that any i am twat post will at least do.
• Mervyn>_<

  10 Feb 07, 16:08

  Good effort
• DarkDestiny

  10 Feb 07, 16:39

  erm... although its all in caps... and quite messy... and i dun quite understand... but nvm... i will try to digest all that...
• MohamedF

  10 Feb 07, 16:40

  B-
• Urroh

  10 Feb 07, 17:10

  CMI LA!! KNN!!
  
  
• allentyb

  10 Feb 07, 17:30

  WHAT THE F U C K!!!!
• tomsss

  10 Feb 07, 18:16

  your "turbo" lasted how long? 0.2 secs ah?
• Chuichi Koshiramaru

  11 Feb 07, 09:22

  I'm amazed at how you make up such big stories.
• SGpork

  11 Feb 07, 09:24

  wa ..that must be really turbo
  how tall can our building get
  
  
• 798

  11 Feb 07, 09:24

  ok lah, this story is better than the others u made.
• aku1b0d0

  11 Feb 07, 11:16

  u got turbo, i got Nitrous.
• Darkness_hacker99

  11 Feb 07, 12:35

  C+
• M©+square

  11 Feb 07, 12:39

  Lift again.
  
  Any new place or not....
• dork3d

  11 Feb 07, 12:46

  He's deprived lah...
  
  Realistic worold nothing he can reaps, only in the cyberspace...
• Chuichi Koshiramaru

  11 Feb 07, 13:02

  Originally posted by dork3d:

  He's deprived lah...
  
  Realistic worold nothing he can reaps, only in the cyberspace...

  'Worold' - the planet forum_dude came from.
  
• Darkness_hacker99

  11 Feb 07, 13:03

  Originally posted by Chuichi Koshiramaru:

  'Worold' - the planet forum_dude came from.
  

  
• Sagara

  11 Feb 07, 13:35

  i still think twat pwns joo
  
  
• cyrusv2

  11 Feb 07, 19:38

  u damn funny.. really..
• brainerror

  11 Feb 07, 20:09

  what the .... lols shiok bo ?
• Mrunknown

  11 Feb 07, 22:13

  aiya at least must give him some encouragement to write out this kindof story wat
  
  otherwise no ppl will post this kind of lame thread alredi
  
  P:S dun use cap locks very hard to read
• shandower

  12 Feb 07, 09:37

  Sorry this is a poor imitation of I AM TWAT.
• gigabyte14

  12 Feb 07, 16:06

  * instantly clicked on back *