Any virgin girls wanna date the Donald?
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Although I might be a little mature, I'm the hottest teenage sensation around and girls stick to me like honey. Born with killer looks and a muscular toned body with an usually large amount of chest hair, not a single chick has walked pass me without turning their head to look at my charming face. As my life motto says, no girl dies a virgin, the Donald screws them all, I plan to organize a brand new hot sex party at Trump Palace 200 East 69th Street, New York, NY on the 6th of March. Every Singapore girl is invited, all air tickets and accomodation will be paid for as long they have a reasonably huge rack, slim waist that does not exceed 25 inches in circumference, decent facial outlook and high sexual drive. It will be one hell of a night taking turns to have sex with the Donald while having fun in my palace.
Guests including singers like Michael Jackson, Elton John, Barry Manilow, Rod Stewart and many more will be there to witness the grand opening of the party.. They will be helping out to distribute condoms and clean up the place.
Anyone who is interested, please drop me a private message.
Yours Truly,
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are u back?
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lmao...
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why dun u just go back and tend ur farm?
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOriginally posted by The Donald:Although I might be a little mature, I'm the hottest teenage sensation around and girls stick to me like honey. Born with killer looks and a muscular toned body with an usually large amount of chest hair, not a single chick has walked pass me without turning their head to look at my charming face. As my life motto says, no girl dies a virgin, the Donald screws them all, I plan to organize a brand new hot sex party at Trump Palace 200 East 69th Street, New York, NY on the 6th of March. Every Singapore girl is invited, all air tickets and accomodation will be paid for as long they have a reasonably huge rack, slim waist that does not exceed 25 inches in circumference, decent facial outlook and high sexual drive. It will be one hell of a night taking turns to have sex with the Donald while having fun in my palace.
Guests including singers like Michael Jackson, Elton John, Barry Manilow, Rod Stewart and many more will be there to witness the grand opening of the party.. They will be helping out to distribute condoms and clean up the place.
Anyone who is interested, please drop me a private message.
Yours Truly,
Donald Trump
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I WANT
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donald duck you mean
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Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:donald duck you mean
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Originally posted by The Donald:
What a comedian!
How's your daughter?
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Now then i know Donald is a trump..
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Are you Ronald MacDonald?Originally posted by The Donald:Although I might be a little mature, I'm the hottest teenage sensation around and girls stick to me like honey. Born with killer looks and a muscular toned body with an usually large amount of chest hair, not a single chick has walked pass me without turning their head to look at my charming face. As my life motto says, no girl dies a virgin, the Donald screws them all, I plan to organize a brand new hot sex party at Trump Palace 200 East 69th Street, New York, NY on the 6th of March. Every Singapore girl is invited, all air tickets and accomodation will be paid for as long they have a reasonably huge rack, slim waist that does not exceed 25 inches in circumference, decent facial outlook and high sexual drive. It will be one hell of a night taking turns to have sex with the Donald while having fun in my palace.
Guests including singers like Michael Jackson, Elton John, Barry Manilow, Rod Stewart and many more will be there to witness the grand opening of the party.. They will be helping out to distribute condoms and clean up the place.
Anyone who is interested, please drop me a private message.
Yours Truly,
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GSL
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you dun even know how many kids you have..Originally posted by The Donald: -
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This Donald is older than the Trump guy, right?Originally posted by laurence82: -
but thousand million times more popular, merchandised, shown on TV, in conversations, and rememberedOriginally posted by Chuichi Koshiramaru:This Donald is old than the Trump guy, right?
even u ask aunties out on the street, they could say Tang Lau Ya
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You in luck liao! Got 1 Japanese girl, early 20s, wanna date chio guys. Kirei neh summore. Her name ish Mormoreh Ichibawa.... No need pai seh one. Juz go to see her at the lobby of the International School of Singapore, Mondays to Fridays during office hours. Good luck!
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Originally posted by laurence82:give them pic of Donald Trump they might recommend him to the hair saloon they get their perm for CNY
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cannot even afford Premier Membership want to talk so much to sponsor flight ticket all..
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funny invitation.
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Wad a joker. Whose clone are you?
Cheers.
C.K