The Dangers of Tabasco Sauce (True Story!)

• Kuali Baba

  2 Mar 07, 02:28

  Wash your hands after your meals, boys!
  
  Here's why:
  
  http://www.grandprixmagazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3769
  
  

  As posted by my Scottish mate Kristian:

  A friend told me this funny story about a mutual friend of ours. We were talking about sex in showers (don't ask, it was a geography meeting) and the conversation went something like this (R and B are girls).
  
  R: I walked in on B in the shower the other day.
  ME: With a bloke?
  R: Nah, she was on her own, but she had brought a bloke back that night.
  ME: Oh right...
  R: The thing is she was in the shower cos she was a bit 'hot' [laughing as she says it]
  ME: Eh?
  R: Well the bloke she brought back had just been eating some spicy food with tobasco sauce, but he didn't wash his hands before they started getting frisky. And he started fingering her...
  
  
  
  Apparently it was very painful. I saw the poor girl on the bus today, and she probably wondered why I couldn't keep a straight face in her presence, cos all I can think about is the tobasco sauce story! I don't think she knows that all her friends know the story either - is so funny.

• M©+square

  2 Mar 07, 02:42

  Tobasco Sauce is no joke.
  
  Best and evil pranksters use Tobasco.
• SiMiLaiEh*

  2 Mar 07, 02:49

  I dun understand what u tokin le can explain?
• M©+square

  2 Mar 07, 02:50

  Originally posted by SiMiLaiEh*:

  I dun understand what u tokin le can explain?

  Just try putting a drop into your nostril. You sure understand.
• DeadPoet

  2 Mar 07, 03:16

  Originally posted by M©+square:

  Tobasco Sauce is no joke.
  
  Best and evil pranksters use Tobasco.

  x2 I kena once before it was terrible. I prefer to use it on my pizza.
• laurence82

  2 Mar 07, 03:31

  Originally posted by DeadPoet:

  x2 I kena once before it was terrible. I prefer to use it on my pizza.

  wow, DP sao so notti
  
  
• Kuali Baba

  2 Mar 07, 03:40

  He probably didn't wash his hands before peeing.
• stellazio

  2 Mar 07, 05:15

  sounds like a good recipe for my upcoming april fools prank.
• missqi

  2 Mar 07, 07:21

  Oh my..
  I once ate an oyster with tabasco sauce......
  I slurped it, and the sauce went inside my nostrils, and I fell down form the chair.
  
• M©+square

  2 Mar 07, 07:23

  Originally posted by missqi:

  Oh my..
  I once ate an oyster with tabasco sauce......
  I slurped it, and the sauce went inside my nostrils, and I fell down form the chair.
  

  
• shandower

  2 Mar 07, 08:54

  It burns!
• Urroh

  2 Mar 07, 12:10

  Originally posted by missqi:

  Oh my..
  I once ate an oyster with tabasco sauce......
  I slurped it, and the sauce went inside my nostrils, and I fell down form the chair.
  

  Sound like it is worse than Wasabi..
  
  
• jay_rocks

  2 Mar 07, 12:45

  now that's funny. eeww, must be painful
• FireAndHell

  2 Mar 07, 12:59

  I think the guy thought that putting some Tabasco sauce up the gal's pp would make her all hot and horny. Well....it sure did make her all hot but not horny!..hahahah...
• SGpork

  2 Mar 07, 13:05

  
• stookie

  2 Mar 07, 18:23

  Originally posted by missqi:

  Oh my..
  I once ate an oyster with tabasco sauce......
  I slurped it, and the sauce went inside my nostrils, and I fell down form the chair.
  

  awww so poor thing... next time u wanna eat oyster wif tabaco sauce tell me ok? i go standby mattress for u to fall down
• Kuali Baba

  6 Mar 07, 01:13

  Originally posted by FireAndHell:

  I think the guy thought that putting some Tabasco sauce up the gal's pp would make her all hot and horny. Well....it sure did make her all hot but not horny!..hahahah...

  I think he's just a pig.
• Kuali Baba

  3 Apr 07, 13:21

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  sounds like a good recipe for my upcoming april fools prank.

  So how did it go?
• eviljustice

  3 Apr 07, 14:10

  wow. next time go geylang try
• the Bear

  3 Apr 07, 14:24

  capsaicin is soluble in fat.. so drinking or dousing with stuff like milk or butter will soothe the "burn"
• devilkom

  24 May 07, 11:26

  Ouch~!
• allentyb

  24 May 07, 18:52

  
  
  
• motoway

  24 May 07, 20:55

  Tabasco is e one at pastamaina to put on pasta one rite?
  
  Veri spicy meh? I like e taste coz sourish sourish one..
  
  Whoops or is there sumthing wrong wif my tastebuds..