Originally posted by popmynutsy:
Dear:
[]Clueless Newbie
[x] Lamer
[] Flamer
[x] Pervert
[] Geek
[] Calorie Addic
[x] Spammer
[] Racist
[x] Troller
[] Fundamentalist
[] Satanist
[] "Expert"
[] Wannabe
[] Cheater
[] Homophobe
[] Rules Violater
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[] Wanting to cheat in an online game.
[] Wanting to hack something that you have no clue of.
[x] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[] You posted a 'Religion' post
[] You started a long, stupid thread
[] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[x] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[] You posted a V.S. post
[x] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[x] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[] You said "X rules, Y stinks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[x] You make no sense
[] You are spreading info on how to cheat and or do a glich that harms the game.
[x] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[x] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[] You made a baseless assertion
[] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO REASON
[] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[] You say you're 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[x] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[x] You started a lame thread with a very old and worthless idea thinking it was something new and cool.
[] You revived a dead thread, moron.
[] You pointlessly quoted something with no message in it, noob!
[] You are advertising something
[] You are "Releasing" something that you Leeched from THIS forum
To Repent, You Must:
[x] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[] Read every group you posted to for a week
[] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Tell your Mommy to update your medication
[] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[x] Actually post something relevant
[] Read and memorize the FAQ
[] Print your home phone number in your ads
[x] Go cut yourself in the washroom
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] Get a clue
[] Get a life
[x] Go away
[] Grow up
[] Stop cheating
[] I pity your dog
[x] You need to seek psychiatric help
[] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[x] Go back to school and actually learn something
[] Learn how to post or get off the site
[] Send your brother to my bedroom at 10:30 PM
[] All of the above
Did you type all these?
