RAbedtimestories
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ok. because in noiseology the horny kids ask for RA bedtimestories...i have started a thread here
Originally posted by Ito_^:Udon in Playboy Mansion.
Originally posted by laurence82:fug off udonOriginally posted by :I want "The Seduction of Little Lucy".......... bcoz I hope to have a wet dream!
si toopid ito requested for two...my gawd...Originally posted by Ito_^:Udon Goes to Geylang. -
first one requested by ito
'udon in playboy mansion'
kns...i dont even know what the hell playboy mansion is...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playboy_Mansion hehe...ok....
once upon a time
in the near future
udon came across a bery lovely beeg house
he went in, and killed everyone
then, he threw a lovely huge party where he raped every cute hamsum rich man's ass (which wasnt a lot cos there were few who were cuter and more hamsum than udon himself
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the end -
next one by ito
'udon goes to geylang'
once upon a time
udon was in pluto
and was bored and hungry
and so he went to the airport at pluto and stole a plane
and flew to singapore
he landed somewhere
and asked someone 'where am i?'
the person said 'geylang lah'
so udon walked around after very politely thanking the person
suddenly...udon smelled SOMETHING!!!
wah...DURIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANY MANY DURIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg...so heavenly....
udon stole a ton and ate and ate and ate and ate~~!!!! *slurrrrp*
and died because he ate too much durians
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by ah lua
'fug off udon'
once upon a time
like how it was everyday
in the past, the present and possibly the future
ah lua always said 'fug off udon' to udon
one day, someone said something, and someone else said something else
any so, ah lua no longer said 'fug off udon' to udon.
he said something else...
but still...it wasnt a good nice thing
he still broke udon's fragile little heart...
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requested by
'the suduction of little lucy'
once upon a time
there was a chio and cute xmm named precious
she had an adorable pet puppy named little lucy
when precious meimei first saw little lucy (LL)
LL was just a little puppy and did not like precious at all
however, precious did this and that
and seduced LL
and so LL became her pet doggy
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as a writer you are so CMI but that's just my opinion -
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bar and noiseology leh...Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:as a writer you are so CMI but that's just my opinion -
if i wanna write good stories...they also wont be in these two places... -
Watch and learn from i am twat.
You still have long long way to go.Originally posted by i am twat:I WANT TO REPORT LAST WEEK I SHARE UNISEX TOILET WITH CUTE TEEN GIRL LOCATION AT A CAR CENTRE IN TOAPOYAH THE TOILET IS UNISEX AND INSIDE IS OPEN CUBICLES STYLE SUPPOSE TO BE WHO GO IN SHOULD LOCK THE WHOLE TOILET BUT SOME DONT KNOW WHEN I SAW THE CUTE TEEN GIRL ENTER I ACT COOLLY BUT DOUBLE QUICKTIME RUSH TO SEE IF SHE GOT LOCK MAIN OMFG SHE DIDNT LOCK MAIN DOOR SO I WENT IN AND SHE ALREADY IN THE FEMALE CUBICLE CAN HEAR HER PULL DOWN JEANS MY *#!! INMEDIATE ROCK HARD I FLY TO THE CUBIC NEXT TO HERS AND PULL DOWN OWN PANTS AND STROKE MY ROCK HARD *#!! AND NEXT I CAN HEAR THE GIRL URINATING OMFGLY AMAZING MY SPERM COULD ALMOST SHOOT OUT IMAGINE CUTE TEEN GIRL JUST NEXT TO ME WITH HER %^^**%* EXPOSE AND URINATING SO EROTIC I TRY TO PEEP THE WALL SEE GOT HOLE AND LOOK AT FLOOR AND CEILING SEE IF GOT REFLECTION BUT TOO BAD ALL DONT HAVE TEMPTED TO LOWER MY HEAD TO PEEP THROUGH THE GAP NEAR THE FLOOR BUT DONT WANT RISK BUT THE FEELING IS ALREADY EROTIC FOR A QUICKY MASTERBATE I CAN HEAR HER URINE SLOWLY STOPPING THEN HEAR HER TAKE TISSUE TO WIPE HER %^^**%* CLEAN OMFG I HEAR HER EVERY MOVEMENT UNTIL SHE LEFT THE TOILET AND I SHOOT MY SPERM OUT A LOT OF SPERM OMFG GREAT -
i requested two cuz u neber write any stories for the first one ma. and RA anot muz see whether ur mind is RA anot first.
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i have no intentions to write such crapOriginally posted by SexyChin:Watch and learn from i am twat.
You still have long long way to go.
i dont write to entertain BAR pple...
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ud have better luck giving me a non-RA titleOriginally posted by Ito_^:i requested two cuz u neber write any stories for the first one ma. and RA anot muz see whether ur mind is RA anot first. -
3/10 for effort.
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sorry. i didnt put in any effort
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it's not supposed to be serious, dammit~Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:as a writer you are so CMI but that's just my opinion - 
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it's ok lah... if u had time to write seriously then.......Originally posted by udontknowme:sorry. i didnt put in any effort -
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boriiing.
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kekeke...let udon show off a bit...Originally posted by ^tamago^:it's ok lah... if u had time to write seriously then.......
my major assignment hor...
i ended up doing it the night before...from 4am to 9am
and.........
I GOT 75%!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think i can pass history liao.... -
so proud of youOriginally posted by udontknowme:kekeke...let udon show off a bit...
my major assignment hor...
i ended up doing it the night before...from 4am to 9am
and.........
I GOT 75%!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think i can pass history liao.... -
vOriginally posted by ^tamago^:so proud of you v
kekeke.....he said he enjoyed reading my paper...kekekeke
but hor.....does that mean that if i put in more time n effort i coudl have gotten....90%??????