If u go geylang for sex, would u buy durians first?

• bananacake

  17 May 07, 23:31

  before having sex, would u buy a couple of durians? Since they are so many durian stalls in geylang. buy some mangosteens as well.
  
  then u go find a hot PRC or Thai woman, and go to a hotel or brothel for sex.
  
  but before sex, u and her eat the durians, as part of foreplay, since durians are considered an aphrodisiac.
  
  then maybe u can also play with the durian, for example u rub the creamy durian meat on the pros. body and boobs, and then u lick it off.
  
  or u spread durian meat all ur dick n get her to lick off the durian meat n then give u a blowjob.
  
  or after eating all the durians, u may want to stuff all the seeds into her vagina or ass. then make her pass them all out. fun!
  
  or u if r adventurous, u can even use the durian shells for some SM play.
  
  then finally when u r all done, eat some mangosteens with the pros., since its considered a 'cooling' fruit, to counteract the heaty properties of durians. so that u won't fall sick the next day.
• BrUtUs

  17 May 07, 23:35

  i will..................................................................... +1
• allentyb

  17 May 07, 23:36

  are you trying to be the next stooky?
• dbowie

  18 May 07, 00:03

  You made Bar reach a new height
• zoook

  18 May 07, 00:19

  
• soulwinner

  18 May 07, 00:20

  Bar is active already...
• SGpork

  18 May 07, 00:20

  want sex...go have sex...buy simi durain...
  
  want buy condom..just buy...buy simi sweets n magazine..
  
  
  
• ls-tOrMeNt

  18 May 07, 01:40

  wtf?
  
  I dun want to have sex neither do i eat durians.
• GameOverEx

  18 May 07, 08:15

  Originally posted by SGpork:

  want sex...go have sex...buy simi durain...
  
  want buy condom..just buy...buy simi sweets n magazine..
  
  
  

  wat hav tis got 2 do wif comdom?...
• Darkness_hacker99

  18 May 07, 08:17

  
• dork3d

  18 May 07, 08:30

  Originally posted by bananacake:

  before having sex, would u buy a couple of durians? Since they are so many durian stalls in geylang. buy some mangosteens as well.
  
  then u go find a hot PRC or Thai woman, and go to a hotel or brothel for sex.
  
  but before sex, u and her eat the durians, as part of foreplay, since durians are considered an aphrodisiac.
  
  then maybe u can also play with the durian, for example u rub the creamy durian meat on the pros. body and boobs, and then u lick it off.
  
  or u spread durian meat all ur dick n get her to lick off the durian meat n then give u a blowjob.
  
  or after eating all the durians, u may want to stuff all the seeds into her vagina or ass. then make her pass them all out. fun!
  
  or u if r adventurous, u can even use the durian shells for some SM play.
  
  then finally when u r all done, eat some mangosteens with the pros., since its considered a 'cooling' fruit, to counteract the heaty properties of durians. so that u won't fall sick the next day.

  You into SM is it?
• <Precious>

  18 May 07, 08:33

  TS could be Stooky himself!
• shandower

  18 May 07, 08:50

  This is just hilarious!
• OhMyGosh

  18 May 07, 09:03

  on behalf of Unidentified and Darkness Hacker, I say:
  
  bar is active again
  
  I also
  
  Pruss Wan
  +1
  Jia Yi
  PRUSS WANSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
• bananacake

  20 May 07, 00:53

  Originally posted by ls-tOrMeNt:

  wtf?
  
  I dun want to have sex neither do i eat durians.

  then u r missing out the good things in life
• *=Optimus=*

  20 May 07, 01:07

  
• Trump_Card

  20 May 07, 01:10

  
• SGpork

  20 May 07, 01:11

  Originally posted by GameOverEx:

  wat hav tis got 2 do wif comdom?...

  u dont get it..then nvm
  
  
• soulwinner

  20 May 07, 01:12

  
• shandower

  21 May 07, 10:11

  +1.
• draughtech

  21 May 07, 16:30

  wow.. sound like king having sex with queen.
  Durian is the king of fruit while mangosteem is the queen.
  What a high class sex u have there!!!
• Urroh

  21 May 07, 16:47

  
• devilkom

  24 May 07, 10:57

  wa sick~! Stuff durian seeds into the vagina...
  
  Totally sick~!