Can some one teach me how to "F U CK"?

• akusuka

  12 Jun 07, 15:09

  what the fuck, I dun even know how to fuck.
  
  Me never have sex with girl b4, wonder how to fuck?
• de_middle

  12 Jun 07, 15:27

  Originally posted by akusuka:

  what the fuck, I dun even know how to fuck.
  
  Me never have sex with girl b4, wonder how to fuck?

  by now u shld know who the experts are so
• a-Lost-9uY

  12 Jun 07, 15:29

  ..............
• akusuka

  12 Jun 07, 15:29

  Originally posted by de_middle:

  by now u shld know who the experts are so

  it's u, u are "Fuck master", pls teach me how to fuck.
• ispyyy

  12 Jun 07, 15:32

  Question :
  r u b4 puberty or after puberty ??
  
  
• akusuka

  12 Jun 07, 15:33

  Originally posted by ispyyy:

  Question :
  r u b4 puberty or after puberty ??
  
  

  me 14, u say leh?
• skid

  12 Jun 07, 16:02

  Originally posted by akusuka:

  Me never have sex with girl b4, wonder how to fuck?

  so you've only had sex with a guy up til now?
• =))

  12 Jun 07, 16:05

  dont know how to fcuk? cannot be lah.
  fuckers like you should know how to mah.
• Fatum

  12 Jun 07, 16:17

  
  ask you daddy .... he must have gotten it right .....
• akusuka

  12 Jun 07, 17:04

  Originally posted by =)):

  dont know how to fcuk? cannot be lah.
  fuckers like you should know how to mah.

  shhh... be humility, i realy dunno how to fcuk, wat the fcuk are u talking?
  
  
• de_middle

  12 Jun 07, 17:16

  Originally posted by akusuka:

  it's u, u are "Fuck master", pls teach me how to fuck.

  ok if u want me to......i'll start with
  
  FUCK YOU
  
• mancha

  12 Jun 07, 17:48

  Originally posted by akusuka:

  me 14, u say leh?

  14 can ask your teacher.
  18+ ask your dad.
• akusuka

  12 Jun 07, 17:57

  Originally posted by mancha:

  14 can ask your teacher.
  18+ ask your dad.

  ask teacher, u siao ah?
  later I kena rotan...
• Chuichi Koshiramaru

  12 Jun 07, 18:07

  Best for guys like you not to know, otherwise there'll be more unwanted underaged pregnancies.
• akusuka

  12 Jun 07, 18:14

  Originally posted by Chuichi Koshiramaru:

  Best for guys like you not to know, otherwise there'll be more unwanted underaged pregnancies.

  nvm, if I dun want the babe I can donate to Salvation Army or sell to Cash Converter.
• Chuichi Koshiramaru

  12 Jun 07, 18:32

  Originally posted by akusuka:

  nvm, if I dun want the babe I can donate to Salvation Army or sell to Cash Converter.

  And that is supposed to be "funny"?
• Kokia

  12 Jun 07, 19:09

  Ok so this is how you fu cks.........
  
  FUC K YOUR MOTHER , GO GET A LIFE,BITCH
• kenizaton

  13 Jun 07, 12:19

  omg..14 and u wanna noe how to fu ck..isnt it abit too early??study first..young man..
• pervertboi

  13 Jun 07, 12:27

  dun say uncle never teach u......
  
  u go market, buy 1 cucumber....
  shove it up ur a.s.s
• bladez87

  13 Jun 07, 12:30

  go police station. say you planted a bomb there.
  
  then you are fucked
• vice_edge

  13 Jun 07, 12:59

  errr.... diao...
• DjMatrix

  13 Jun 07, 13:27

  practise by digging ur nose.
• Rod1984

  13 Jun 07, 15:57

  Gif you a naked girl, you will autopilot de.
  
  No need other ppl to teach you.
  
  It just comes Naturally.
  
  Don't act as if dunno anything, you can research information from the internet.
• nutpinko

  13 Jun 07, 16:33

  watch American Pie.
  you will know.
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  13 Jun 07, 17:02

  lol ! nice thread.. u will learn!