Ah Beng Lost His Wife Ah Lian

• newbie22

  19 Jul 07, 14:10

  ah beng got a son, bengson and ah beng lost his wife, ah lian, in an accident.. the lower body is still ok so ah beng decided that since ah lian clit is very big, he will cut it out and preserve it in a bottle. making it like a memorial thing..
  
  after ah beng finish the funeral and exhausted over the crying and preparations, he left the bottle on the table and went to sleep.. at the moment, bengson was hungry and decided to cook maggi mee.. he looked at the fridge but canot find anything to cook with.. just then, he saw the bottle and say,
  "wah lao eh, so lucky ah.. like that also can find meat to cook." so bengson cooked it and eat..
  
  after ah beng woke up.. realised that the bottle is gone and started to panic.. below is the conversation.
  
  Ah Beng: "AH BOY!! GOT SEE THE BOTTLE ON THE TABLE??"
  
  Bengson: "got ah.. i cook the meat to eat liao.. but very salty"
  
  Ah Beng: "WAH LAO NABU CHEE BYE!! U KNOW WHAT IS THAT OR NOT!!!! THAT ONE IS NIN NA BU EH CHEE BYE!!!"
• Darkness_hacker99

  19 Jul 07, 14:11

  Repeat at joke forum liao. but still funny.
• de_middle

  19 Jul 07, 14:31

  
• sg mata

  20 Jul 07, 23:25

  
• kenn3th

  20 Jul 07, 23:35

  
• Viper`

  20 Jul 07, 23:36

  
• Tian Long Jiu Bu

  21 Jul 07, 08:02

  Rofl.. Damn funny!!
• Scania N113CRB luver

  22 Jul 07, 01:21

  wtf .
• soulwinner

  22 Jul 07, 01:27

  haha.. very funny...
• amusing_dick

  22 Jul 07, 01:32

  eat cb.. so gross
• printer

  22 Jul 07, 02:17

  Wa lao...rotten meat
• Phat_Newbert

  23 Jul 07, 01:48

  Err I don't get the joke.. May I ask what does the last 2 lines of the OP mean?
• shandower

  23 Jul 07, 09:26

  
• naz92

  23 Jul 07, 19:16

  
• HAMSTER07

  23 Jul 07, 19:20

  LOL GROSS.
• <Precious>

  23 Jul 07, 22:08

  
• hao_hao

  24 Jul 07, 12:23

  WTF
• rathcycle

  24 Jul 07, 12:30

  Originally posted by Phat_Newbert:

  Err I don't get the joke.. May I ask what does the last 2 lines of the OP mean?

  you have to understand hokkien..
  he is actually swearing..
  say wah lau, your mother cb, you know what is that or not. that 1 is your mother cb.
• Phat_Newbert

  26 Jul 07, 01:18

  Originally posted by rathcycle:

  you have to understand hokkien..
  he is actually swearing..
  say wah lau, your mother cb, you know what is that or not. that 1 is your mother cb.

  Oh hokkien, i see. Nope i do not understand that dialect or whatever it is.