Redesigning the Chee Bai

• Pudu_Jacko

  17 Nov 07, 01:09

  Originally posted by daveywavey:

  How would people redesign the Chee Bai if they could?
  
  Here are my suggestions:
  
  i) Make it odourless. Or maybe give it a nice minty smell?
  
  ii) Make it so that there arent so many hairs, and that they dont fall out and stick between your teeth.
  
  iii) Make it less "slimy". This could be done by replacing the current lubricant with a dry lubricant (any suggestions for type?).
  
  iv) Make it not so close to the a$$, so can't get mixed up between the two. This could be done by lifting the a$$ a few inches. Alternatively the CB could be moved elsewhere - the face for instance.

  seems lyk technology at today generation turns into a new craze,i think u can ask ur gal go for plastic surgery(vagina section)
• yiha093

  17 Nov 07, 04:27

  farking funny thread
  why dun u redesign ur eyes? on ur BUTT
• Mr.Polo

  17 Nov 07, 05:07

  Originally posted by yiha093:

  farking funny thread
  why dun u redesign ur eyes? on ur BUTT

  rims my pizzle,fizzle bizzle
• Darkness_hacker99

  17 Nov 07, 06:01

  Originally posted by oOprinceOo:

  omg ??? wads becoming of this world and im watching
  
  http://www.viddler.com/explore/RazrHog4Life/videos/1/
  
  now its about american schools' teachers helping children to cheat to go onto the next lvl. w/e blah

  Thanks for that link!
• Phoebie

  17 Nov 07, 13:09

  Originally posted by daveywavey:

  How would people redesign the Chee Bai if they could?
  
  Here are my suggestions:
  
  i) Make it odourless. Or maybe give it a nice minty smell?
  
  ii) Make it so that there arent so many hairs, and that they dont fall out and stick between your teeth.
  
  iii) Make it less "slimy". This could be done by replacing the current lubricant with a dry lubricant (any suggestions for type?).
  
  iv) Make it not so close to the a$$, so can't get mixed up between the two. This could be done by lifting the a$$ a few inches. Alternatively the CB could be moved elsewhere - the face for instance.

  can we redesign the c0ck?
• <Precious>

  17 Nov 07, 17:17

  I won't want to play God...... Anyway, I like it as it is - Original for me. I no like crispy
• daveywavey

  18 Nov 07, 14:13

  Originally posted by Phoebie:

  can we redesign the c0ck?

  Sure. Why don't you start your own thread with some suggestions on how to redesign it.
• Xcert

  18 Nov 07, 14:45

  Originally posted by daveywavey:

  How would people redesign the Chee Bai if they could?
  
  Here are my suggestions:
  
  i) Make it odourless. Or maybe give it a nice minty smell?
  
  ii) Make it so that there arent so many hairs, and that they dont fall out and stick between your teeth.
  
  iii) Make it less "slimy". This could be done by replacing the current lubricant with a dry lubricant (any suggestions for type?).
  
  iv) Make it not so close to the a$$, so can't get mixed up between the two. This could be done by lifting the a$$ a few inches. Alternatively the CB could be moved elsewhere - the face for instance.

  U think this is AutoCAD design ar?
• angel7030

  18 Nov 07, 15:01

  Originally posted by ultranova3:

  Why don't you redesign your brain???

  Ya, redesign his pricck also. Need Qc check ya.
• de_middle

  19 Nov 07, 08:44

  
• shandower

  19 Nov 07, 09:06

  
  
  NO WAI-
• wxboi

  19 Nov 07, 23:01

  chee bai face
• seotiblizzard

  19 Nov 07, 23:06

  ROFLMAO!!!
  
• shandower

  20 Nov 07, 09:28

  Pruss one.
• richong 3216

  20 Nov 07, 10:12

  
  
  Evolution, thru billion of years has made every part of the human body what it is today & you smart alex redesigner guys want to reconfigure the CB.
  
  I can only say: For nature sake, if it aint broke, dont fix it.
• JennTS

  22 Nov 07, 09:30

  Originally posted by missqi:

  how bout we redesign the penis?

  I'm for this instead.
• newcomer

  22 Nov 07, 09:45

  Here's a suggestion:
  
  I think the solution is to make it "Scratch 'n Sniff" with different areas corresponding to different scents. Feeling vanilla? Rub the outer lips. In a floral frame of mind? Tickle the pubic hair. Perhaps you need some aromatherapy to relax ... we've got a lavendar area down around the perineum.
• Saltiga

  22 Nov 07, 16:35

  Originally posted by daveywavey:

  How would people redesign the Chee Bai if they could?
  
  Here are my suggestions:
  
  i) Make it odourless. Or maybe give it a nice minty smell?
  
  ii) Make it so that there arent so many hairs, and that they dont fall out and stick between your teeth.
  
  iii) Make it less "slimy". This could be done by replacing the current lubricant with a dry lubricant (any suggestions for type?).
  
  iv) Make it not so close to the a$$, so can't get mixed up between the two. This could be done by lifting the a$$ a few inches. Alternatively the CB could be moved elsewhere - the face for instance.

  i) if there is bad smell then your chick probably needs to see her doc..
  
  ii) shaver and hair removal kits ain't just for her legs and armpit..
  
  iii) give me a example of dry lubricant? (and do you understand whats a lubricant?)
  
  iiii) if you mixed up a$$ and cb then you need lots of training, if the a$$ hole is being moved up a couple of inches then you'll probably be shiting laying down (meaning the WC would have to be redesigned as well, and if cb is being moved to your face then you'll have to wear mask when you're having period to hold your pad.. or having a tampon sticking out of your face a week every month..
  
  so how? still think your idea works?????
  
• daveywavey

  22 Nov 07, 17:37

  Originally posted by Saltiga:

  iii) give me a example of dry lubricant? (and do you understand whats a lubricant?)
  

  Of course you can have a dry lubricant Einstein.
  
  Ever hear of graphite?
• Saltiga

  22 Nov 07, 23:20

  Originally posted by daveywavey:

  Of course you can have a dry lubricant Einstein.
  
  Ever hear of graphite?

  i pretty lousy with words but doesn't graphite just smoothen?
• n0x

  22 Nov 07, 23:40

  Originally posted by Saltiga:

  i) if there is bad smell then your chick probably needs to see her doc..
  
  

  so every month the chick have to see doctor???
• daveywavey

  22 Nov 07, 23:43

  Originally posted by Saltiga:

  i pretty lousy with words but doesn't graphite just smoothen?

  No, it lubricates.
  
  From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubricant
  
  "Non-liquid lubricants include grease, powders (dry graphite, PTFE, Molybdenum disulfide, etc.), teflon tape used in plumbing, air cushion and others. Another approach to reducing friction and wear is to use bearings such as ball bearings, roller bearings or air bearings, which in turn require internal lubrication themselves, or to use sound, in the case of acoustic lubrication."
  
  Now that's a thought...have a CB with ball bearings in it!
• daveywavey

  22 Nov 07, 23:51

  Originally posted by newcomer:

  Here's a suggestion:
  
  I think the solution is to make it "Scratch 'n Sniff" with different areas corresponding to different scents. Feeling vanilla? Rub the outer lips. In a floral frame of mind? Tickle the pubic hair. Perhaps you need some aromatherapy to relax ... we've got a lavendar area down around the perineum.

  *smacks his own head*
  Now why didn't I think of that idea?
• eagle

  23 Nov 07, 00:00

  hmmm
  
  design his mouth to be at the butt hole and his butt hole to be at his mouth area.
• newcomer

  23 Nov 07, 13:16

  actually moving the cb up a few inches is evolutionary possible. i mean humans can evolve from hairy apes to what we are now, what's a measly anal location?
  
  maybe if humans start shitting in a funny way, the a$$hole will start adaptinig. juz a tot.