Joke !!
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Little Johnny was going to a public school and he was doing very badly in maths so his mother decided to put he into a Catholic school.
When she got his report card at the end of the term, his marks in maths had improved tremendously, so she asked him why.
He replied "When I saw that naked guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business"!!
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thats blasphemious but i like it
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its really insultive.. but i dun really get the last part though... is it the boy thought that they are gonna crucify him if he didn't do well?
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Sorry Sorry !!!
No offence please.....Its juss a joke....Please guys....No Offence! -
i know u meant no offence... but to us christians.. its really insultive. cuz we believe that act of death saved us from the penalty of hell. its really impt to us.
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Well....Sorry again dumb.....c'mon....lets not bring religion here for christs sake !!!
Juss for fun dude!! -
so serious..Originally posted by dumbdumb!:i know u meant no offence... but to us christians.. its really insultive. cuz we believe that act of death saved us from the penalty of hell. its really impt to us. 
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i understand.. just dun crack it too often.Originally posted by sellingfast:Well....Sorry again dumb.....c'mon....lets not bring religion here for christs sake !!!
Juss for fun dude!!
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yea. its pretty serious, considering that without that death, that one death. we would all burn in hell confirm plus garrunteeOriginally posted by Master -_-:so serious.. 
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what a joke..
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Hmmm...dumbdumb...is it U who are too critical now? So much so that you can't laugh at yourself and your beliefs?
Seriously, too many people in Singapore and the world are so blindly passionate about certain issues, or they are so insecure that they have forgotten the gift of "lauging at oneself'!
Why do U think we have so many wars? .....think about it....
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there's faith, and then there's blind faith.
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I find this a bigger/better joke than the originalOriginally posted by dumbdumb!:yea. its pretty serious, considering that without that death, that one death. we would all burn in hell confirm plus garruntee -
for all we know, when you die maybe u just... ooooh i dunno.... die?Originally posted by dumbdumb!:yea. its pretty serious, considering that without that death, that one death. we would all burn in hell confirm plus garruntee -
The death of JC cleansed your sin. That's what's important. Not the picture of Him suffering on the cross.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:i know u meant no offence... but to us christians.. its really insultive. cuz we believe that act of death saved us from the penalty of hell. its really impt to us.
I believe that if you are a christian, the holy spirit within you would constantly remind you of how blessed you are, and not a picture of Jesus being crucified.
You are taking this too seriously, and there are already a couple of negative responses to your statement that without his death, we would burn in hell etc etc. I think many non-believers would take offence to that, just as you took offence to the first post. -
i beg to differ. we are all different and i believe the holy spirit convicts each of us differently too.Originally posted by shattered vein:The death of JC cleansed your sin. That's what's important. Not the picture of Him suffering on the cross.
I believe that if you are a christian, the holy spirit within you would constantly remind you of how blessed you are, and not a picture of Jesus being crucified.
You are taking this too seriously, and there are already a couple of negative responses to your statement that without his death, we would burn in hell etc etc. I think many non-believers would take offence to that, just as you took offence to the first post. -
k, let me make it clearer.. so you think the sacrifice that God made for us is a joke, to amuse us and to make us laugh. yes i agree that its the blood of JC that cleanses us. but lets not forget where the blood come from. and how it came about. i dun understand how you can simply enjoy this 6000 years lineage where God promised moses, noah, david and abraham the coming of JC, reduced to a joke in a forum.Originally posted by shattered vein:The death of JC cleansed your sin. That's what's important. Not the picture of Him suffering on the cross.
I believe that if you are a christian, the holy spirit within you would constantly remind you of how blessed you are, and not a picture of Jesus being crucified.
You are taking this too seriously, and there are already a couple of negative responses to your statement that without his death, we would burn in hell etc etc. I think many non-believers would take offence to that, just as you took offence to the first post. -
let me make it clearer for you too.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:k, let me make it clearer.. so you think the sacrifice that God made for us is a joke, to amuse us and to make us laugh. yes i agree that its the blood of JC that cleanses us. but lets not forget where the blood come from. and how it came about. i dun understand how you can simply enjoy this 6000 years lineage where God promised moses, noah, david and abraham the coming of JC, reduced to a joke in a forum.
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the holy spirits convicts only those that adhere to that particular faith. for the rest of us normal people, we have other things in life to bother about (like... living?) rather than what happens when we die.Originally posted by blue_kelvinsg:i beg to differ. we are all different and i believe the holy spirit convicts each of us differently too. -
aRghz.... QuietZ!!!~!~~
Don't make a big religious issue here will ya guys and gals?
Yesyes.... making jokes out of a religion definitely is offending to another party who is a believer of the religion....
chill now everyone~!~