Joke... The son-in-law...
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My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and we decided to get
married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream.
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was
my
mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who
sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel
uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the
invitations.
So, I went.
She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was
to
be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't
overcome.
So, before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants
to
make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
come
and
get me".
I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the
front
door.
I opened it and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me
and
said, "we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test.
We
couldn't
have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".
Lesson learnt: Always keep your condoms in your car. -
is it a joke?
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This was modified.Originally posted by Master -_-:is it a joke?
It was actually the couple got married. The secret of the mother's seduction was a well kept secret between the girl's parents and the groom. To test if he will be a faithful husband.
On the other end. The secret of the groom was, he turned around and opened the door to reach for his car to get condoms.
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what a test..
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wat joke is dat 
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I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to
be
> > > > married next month. My
> > > > fiancee's mother is great and good-looking.
She is
> > > > putting the entire
> > > > wedding together and invited me to her place
to go
> > > > over the invitation list
> > > > because it had grown a bit beyond what we had
> > > > expected it to be.
> > > >
> > > > When I got to her place we reviewed the list
and
> > > > trimmed it down to just
> > > > under a hundred ... then she floored me. She
said
> > > > that in a month I would
> > > > be a married man and that before that
happened, she
> > > > wanted to have sex with
> > > > me.
> > > >
> > > > Then she winked and just stood up and walked
to her
> > > > bedroom and on her way
> > > > said that I knew where the door was if I
wanted to
> > > > leave. I stood there for
> > > > about five minutes and finally decided that I
knew
> > > > how to deal with this
> > > > situation. I headed out the front door...
> > > >
> > > > There, leaning against my car was her husband.
He
> > > > was smiling. He explained
> > > > that they just wanted to be sure I was a good
kid
> > > > and would be true to
> > > > their little girl. I shook his hand and he
> > > > congratulated me on passing
> > > > their little test. I kept it to myself that I
> > > > thought their "little test"
> > > > was bullshit, but I'm marrying their daughter,
not
> > > > them.
> > > >
> > > > I also kept to myself that the reason that I
was
> > > > walking out to my car was
> > > > ...... to get a condom. -
The in-laws thought they've finally found a good son who have passed their test... But the 'son-in-law' actually wasn't leaving the place and giving his mother-in-law a miss lah... He's actually going for his CONDOMs... Which are to be found in his car...
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It's not really a joke. But rather, it's a Men's mentality....Originally posted by e|mo: wat joke is dat -
hahaha ok lohOriginally posted by M©+square:It's not really a joke. But rather, it's a Men's mentality.... -
It's a JOKE lah... -_-`~Originally posted by M©+square:It's not really a joke. But rather, it's a Men's mentality.... -
an elephant drop into a drain and got stuck.
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ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaOriginally posted by De|usi0n:an elephant drop into a drain and got stuck.
thats funny -
guys most rotten
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hilarious.....Originally posted by Devil1976:It's a JOKE lah... -_-`~ -
I thought so too..?Originally posted by JLennon:hilarious..... > Funny how come so many just don't get it...? 
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Originally posted by Master -_-:ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha
thats funny -
i dunno leh... guess they took it a wee bit serious. thought the moral of the story was a cool irony. of cos i will most likely freak out if such an event ever happened.Originally posted by Devil1976:I thought so too..?> Funny how come so many just don't get it...?