It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman,
with a
baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the
news
that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?
Finally he
offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the
teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the
shop and
said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell
your
mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last
free
meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and
said,
"Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread,
free
milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression
on
his face!"
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one
>>Night he's doing a show in a small club in Essex.
>>With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his
>>usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the
>>4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
>>
>>I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
>>What makes you think you can stereotype women that
>>way? What does the color of a person's hair have
>>to do with her worth as a human being?
>>
>>It's guys like you who keep women like me from
>>being respected at work and in the community and
>>from reaching our full potential as a person....because
>>you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
>>against, not only blondes, but women in general...and
>>all in the name of humour!"
>>
>>The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize,
>>when the Blonde yells: "You stay out of this, mister!
>>I'm talking to that little f*cker on your knee."