BORING....tell us some story
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BORING....tell us some story
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once upon a time
and they live happily after... -
The dragon killed the knight when suddenly....
the dragon had heart attack and died. -
long time ago,
than somehow...
however...
finally...
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There was a time, when people say singapore couldn't make it....
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the end -
and the story continues...
baby, u seems to be quite horny.. -
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haha....story sia....wat u mean?U should put some things so we can tell story mah...like compo lar...hee
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How abt xxx Story ?
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Mary had a little lamb.
REALLY. I neber bluff. -
I went in and sat down in the partition while she prepares herself and led me to the room. How have you been ? she greeted me with a smile. The room was quite interesting as there was a pond with fishes and a water feature ( fengshui or Something). I wanted to see you before you go back.
Business is slow she says as the new year draws near.
She strips from her dress seductively ( The breasts seems to bigger i guess it due the wonders of modern technologly - Wonderbra) and steps out of her g-strings. Yes I like what I see,my little friend starts to response accordingly, I stripped quickly and She led me to the showers.
She prepares the water and test if it Ok and starts to shower with me and use her body foam. She stand in front of me as apply the foam all over me , rubbing her hands over my body and washes my brother ( retracting my foreskin and soaping me) and washes my ass with soap.She moves behind me
and rubs her soft wet body behind me and caresss my now hard prick in her soft hands. She then stroke my prick and washes it well. She then move in front of me and kneels down with her mouth full of hot water and starts to suck my prick with the water (hot water bbJ).The feeling is great like you have gone to another place and I kinda of shivers.She looks at me while she continues to lick and suck me hard and fast. She then proceed to lead me out of the shower as we dry ourselves.
She ask me to sit at the edge of the bed while she kneels before me, She proceed to continue to finish what she started in the shower. She holds my testicles in her hands while she mouths my stiff hard bigh cock. She use her tongue to lick my cockhead and suck me hard, She ask me to stand while whe proceeds with her excellent cocksucking skills, She moves her mouth and wet wet lips in and out of my
cock while she caress my body all over and moves her hands on my breasts.
She ask me to lay down on bed she continues to tease me with her mouth and kisses me and lick my body all over , She spreads my legs open with bended at the knees giving her full access to my hard stiff cock.She starts her magic again by slowing licking the shaft of my cock and moving over the head and starts from the base of my cock and move up. My cock is became harder and strains again the foreskin and she stabs her tongue into my asshole and licks me with her wet wet tongue, I could barely control myself while she assaults her again again again with her tongue. I want eat you I want to lick your sweet sweet pussy as we moved in 69 position. I stick out my tongue and touched the outer lips of her V, I stopped at the entrance and admired at the view before me ( She smells lovely and almost hairless).I proceed with lash my tongue into her wet wet hole. She moans quietly as I lick her to perfection,She starts to moan louder and louder as I pleasured her again and again.She suck me hard and deep while I lick and suck her wet pussy.
I want you in me ,She says. I want yor hard stiff cock in her as she slips the condom in me with her mouth.Yes I want you too I say in my lousy mandarin. She lays down with her legs open wide as I stroke my hard cock and eases myself into her. Yes Yes she say as I push my big bulbous head slowly into her.Fuck me Fuck me She says as I held her legs wide open and started to pump her slowly at first and then increasing my tempo. She arches herself to allow me to impale her deeper and deeper.
I want fuck you good I say as I lifted her off the bed while she clings onto me. I adjusted my grip on her hugged her tight with her legs wide open in standing position, I always enjoy this position with her as she is quite light. In and Out as I push and pull myself into her, abd Faster Faster she says I am feeling very high I want to fuck me faster and faster. I moved in response to her pleading as she slides herself in and out of her. We both came together and I slowly lowered her onto the bed.
She gives me smile as she enjoyed her sessions with me and gives me soft massage and we both shower and left. -
looks like a story cut and paste from sammyboy.com -
On a lawnmower I had was a big label which read:
"WARNING WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING- THE BLADE IS TURNING!"
We once bought a grocery store pizza and the instruction were on the bottom, so we turned it upside down to see how long to cook it etc., and low and behold the first instruction was DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN!
Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily OrificeÂ…
My bathroom has inadequate ventilation and therefore, develops mold spots in the lower corners. I attempted to purchase a cleaner specifically designed to remove bathroom mold deposits. The directions on the product label stated, "Only use in well ventilated areas."
Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here."
On a bottle of spray paint: "Do not spray in your face."
On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
On a container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable!
On a bottle of hand lotion: Warning: Starts healing skin on contact.
On a box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Microwave popcorn is packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it. Direction #1 is Remove plastic.
On a television commercial that says it cleans dentures 4 times better. Below in small print it said "Lab test: (their product) vs. water.
On a television commercial I saw it said they their denture paste was better than any other. BELOW IT, it said in small letters, vs. using no adhesive.
I have a full-face motorcycle helmet with a giant arrow pointing to the front. I can only guess that some idiot put the helmet on backwards, jumped on a bike and hurt himself. This is to protect to manufacturer from future lawsuits.
One day I went to a wall-mart out of state and I went to buy a blow dryer when I read the warnings it said "DO NOT BLOW DRY IN SLEEP"
Seen on the back of a drink bottle label: "Do not peel label off."
On a Band-Aid box: "For serious injuries, seek medical attention."
On a can of powdered infant formula: "Mix with water before serving." Like I'm going to spoon it to my baby dry!
This stupid label was found on a can of Woolite carpet cleaner: "Safe for carpets, too!"
This label was found on the BOTTOM of a box of glass ornaments: "Do not turn upside down."
On a box of Frosted Cheerio's, the logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
On a plastic orange juice can: "100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate."
I once saw an ad for some type of contest on a candy bar. The wrapper said "No purchase necessary - Details Inside."
Directions for eating Lunchables Nachos: Dip chips in cheese and salsa.
The golf carts on the course I worked at have warning labels saying, "Not for highway use."
On Clorox Fresh Care: (for cleaning out odors from fabric) "Safe to use in households with pets Warning: Fresh Care is NOT intended to be sprayed directly on pets."
While working at a large medical center in the Midwest, a construction worker was admitted with a large hammer sticking out of his head. Seems he was in an altercation with another gentleman. On the side of the hammer were the words, 'Use protective eyewear.'
On the back of the Pilots seat on NATO AWAC Aircraft (E-3A), is a sign that states: "Seat must be facing forward for take off and landing."
I came upon a bottle of children's cough medicine stating "Caution: May cause drowsiness; do not drive or operate heavy machinery"
On the label of Sterno is a warning that says, "Do not use near fire or flame." Check it out!
Seen on a container of salt:
Warning: High in sodium
Seen on computer instructions: Visit our site for further instructions. http://www.pc.com/pc/instructions.htm
On a hose nozzle there was a warning that said: "Do not spray into electrical outlet."
Seen on an industrial size washer in our local laundry establishment was the (large lettered) sign: "Warning: Do not put any person in this washer."
There is also a stroller on the market with the warning, "Remove child before folding."
I saw a car ad depicting cars driving in the water with fins like sharks. At the end of the ad in small letters it read: "Caution, do not drive underwater" -
Long before ur time, in the southern province of China...
And so baby1983 is now not bored liao.
Okay wat's the morale of the story?