Wanking on the middle of the road..
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An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was
unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A
caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new
lover, so he called his doctor for advice. The doc told him that
masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the
act.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest
of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in
his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realise his solution. On his way home, he pulled his
truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the
privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed
his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm,
he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to
lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and
replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes, because your
truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.
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oh my god..
this is a good one!
hahahahha
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Heehee ...
Funni -
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Originally posted by toothie:
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Kohanson, u make my day feeling.... great. That was real funny. -
are u talking from ur own experience?~!
hahazz -
haha no lah ..Originally posted by n0_Nick:are u talking from ur own experience?~!
hahazz -
this is a very oooold joke
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Wahaha
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Cheyyy.... but it's nice to revive again.Originally posted by Prodigy:this is a very oooold joke -
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is the average masturbating period 5 mins?Originally posted by kohanson:The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes, because your
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funny sia!!
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see lor.. if u can tahan longer. well... gd lor.. well.. we all try to make ourselfs tahan.. longer... shiokOriginally posted by FireIce:is the average masturbating period 5 mins? -
Think abt it, he parked at the side of road, of course dun have the luxury of the time wat.Originally posted by FireIce:is the average masturbating period 5 mins?