Nowadays the topics here are all so lame
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Originally posted by kamper:most of the replies dosen't help in the topic, yeah u are right, showing comcal faces, stupid answers..
eg..
which poly has students doing free lance?
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bei bi
wu chi
xia liu...
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eg. 2
how do girls masturbate?
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use finger
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use cucumber
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use apple can or not?
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aiya, u use durian can already
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Oh,don't be lame....
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Here's a joke for everyone....
A mature woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
man's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance" says Mrs Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a
headache."
"No problem" replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't
even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got
on."
A week later, Mrs Murphy returns to the doctor and the doctor
inquires as to how things went.
"Oh it was horrible doctor, just terrible."
"Why, what happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised - and slipped the Viagra into his coffee.
The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept everything
off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded
to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."
"What's terrible?" asked the doctor. "Was the sex not good?"
"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll
never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!" -