DiRty joKe =)
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1st Scene.
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their
little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
Son : Oh I see!
> > > > > > > >
2nd Scene...
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
> > > > > >
3rd Scene...
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy
cut himself and scream...
Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to
say..
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
> > > > > > > >
4th Scene..
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy : It means stuffing, son
Son : Oh I see!!
> > > > > > >
5th Scene...
It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that
is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the
moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs
and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come
out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!! -
kanna bleeped out....?
Originally posted by dark_slayer79:1st Scene.
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their
little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
Son : Oh I see!
> > > > > > > >
2nd Scene...
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
> > > > > >
3rd Scene...
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy
cut himself and scream...
Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to
say..
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
> > > > > > > >
4th Scene..
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy : It means stuffing, son
Son : Oh I see!!
> > > > > > >
5th Scene...
It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that
is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the
moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs
and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come
out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!! -
arh.. i heard this before.. think its a forwarded email.. however you just copied and paste them in here.. am i right to say that???
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ya..Originally posted by yuhao:arh.. i heard this before.. think its a forwarded email.. however you just copied and paste them in here.. am i right to say that???
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old joke.. but still funny..
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heard this joke long long ago...
will be better if can display all the words out.... -
phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing...
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid replied:
"MASTURBATING."
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A black guy & white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her
apartment & said: "tie me to the bed & do what black men do best!"
So he ran off with the TV & VCR...
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Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you are a newspaper TOO my dear...
so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"
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A Chinese couple was married. When baby born, eyes were big
& blue, hair was curly & blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of baby was ... SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong" )
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A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "U look so weak & exhausted! Are u eating ur meals
3X a day as I advised?
Lady: "Doc, I thought u said 3 males a day!" -
A guy met this woman in a bar. They talked n soon both went to the guy's apartment. The guy took off his shirt n the woman saw there was a nike tattoo on his arm. Then the guy took off his pants n the woman saw a puma tattoo on his legs. Then the guy took off his underwear n the woman saw a aids tattoo on his penis. The woman said:"I dun want to make out with someone with aids!!!" The guy replied:"Dun worry, later it will become adidas." LOL
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One china man named Ta niu ( Big cow in mandarin ) get to know a gal. THey correspond in writing. The gal want to know what the man weak pt. The man reply in writng ( Ta Niu bi chao lan ) ( mandarin means ( he is lazier ). The gal faint on the spot. U know y? SHe read from right to left.