the story of a fly (dunno if it's suitable in other forums)
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In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "gosh... if I go down three inches...I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking, "gosh...if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."
There was a bear on the shore thinking,"gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...that fish will jump for the fly... and I will eat him."
It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."
You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there was more.
A mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,"gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly and that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich, and I'll eat the sandwich.
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time "gosh...if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish... and that hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich... then I can have mouse for lunch."
The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.
The fish swallows the fly...
The bear grabs the fish...
The hunter shoots the bear...
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...
The cat jumps for the mouse...
The mouse ducks...
The cat falls into the water and drowns.
The moral of the story is:
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Whenever a fly goes down three inches... some pussy is in danger. -
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Story of a Flea
A flea on vacation spotted his friend who was shivering and freezing.
He went over and asked, "Hi Fred, why the heck are you shivering?"
Fred answered, "Joe, my friend, I just got here on the moustache of a man riding a Harley. The wind was cold and I'm freezing!"
Joe offered some advice, "Don't do that! Crawl up the leg of his girlfriend. You'll find a nice warm place there and you need not freeze anymore."
Fred said he'd do that. After a couple of days, they parted ways.
The next year, Joe met Fred again. And again, Fred was shivering from the cold.
Joe asked, "Hey! Didn't I tell you to crawl up the leg of his girlfriend?"
Fred said, "Yeah! I did, but each time, there's some noise and I end up on the moustache of the guy riding the Harley!"
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Hilarity ensues when others read this
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Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral of story.
Whenever there's a wet pussy, there's a
happy cock. -
Originally posted by BearBear®:Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral of story.
Whenever there's a wet pussy, there's a
happy cock.
in that case...
Dick was a tough man and he is a plumber.
Moral of story : When there is a dripping hole, there is always a hard dick
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